- Touted with saving the lives of literally some a college student, Kraft dinner is entirely unnatural and essentially evil. The noodles are made from failed dreams and the cheesish part is a mild sedative tasked with eslaving the free peoples of the North to its insipid corporate masters.
- Very reasonably priced in most markets.
- Yo, Where's Wallace?
- KD'd (Kraft Dinner'd) last night. Sad times.
