cleveland kotex

the act of shitting a large turd and shoving it up the vagina. This method can be used for pleasure or to prevent menstrual leakage.

after a hard hour of doggie style sex ethel asked george for a cleveland kotex to fix the leaky cunt.

by street whiz August 12, 2011

Commander Kotex

A female that runs her man's life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. This is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their butts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.

My pal Shane's wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak ass and build barns, fences, work in the yard. He never gets to go have fun for himself.

by Dave4270 August 26, 2009

Kotex Muncher

Any person who commits the act of placing a feminine hygiene product in their mouth.

That man is a real kotex muncher... Hopefully it wasn't used.

by kotexmuncher May 13, 2013

Kotex Wax

When a female installs a maxi pad backwards and has to rip it off with all of her pubes.

Barbie put her maxi pad on backward and when she ripped it off of herself she got a Kotex wax.

by Goosey Goose December 23, 2009

Meat Kotex

The white pad under the ground meat at the grocery store

Damn the meat Kotex under the ground beef looked like the aftermath of a civil war

by John45acp July 10, 2016

buttle kotex

pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between buttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off 'tock chaf' (I.A. irritated asshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to 'laboratory clean oneself' no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; butt hole, tight 'tocks

shit! thought pontius, this is going to call for a buttle kotex!!

by michael foolsley December 03, 2009

need a kotex

a man who bitches like i girl

dude do you need a kotex you're acting like a bitch

by bambigurl April 29, 2008