Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls
by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004
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by simon June 18, 2006
Get the Strangle Kojak mug.Kolapo's are generally cool people. They're always nice and can always make you laugh. Laid-back and chill. Never takes things too seriously and always makes things humorous, but still has a nice, soft side. There's pretty much nothing bad about a Kolapo!
Person 1: "Hey, what's your name?"
Kolapo: "Kolapo!"
Person 1: "SWEET! I know we'll be tight, dawg."
Kolapo: "Kolapo!"
Person 1: "SWEET! I know we'll be tight, dawg."
by heyyyitsemilyyy November 3, 2011
Get the Kolapo mug.To find an empty parking space directly in front of the building you are visiting, regardless of the time of day, or busy urban location. From the televison series "Kojak". The title character would race off to locations in Manhattan and always park right in front of the building.
by Mark Malloy September 12, 2006
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by John Detlor March 13, 2009
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Referring to a Kodak Moment when a nice picture is taken and a moment is took to appreciate the picture.
Referring to a Kodak Moment when a nice picture is taken and a moment is took to appreciate the picture.
by Saeid March 29, 2008
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