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kodak moment 

a photo opportunity, usually of a cheesy and/or embarassing pose with or without the model's knowledge of the photo being taken.
*someone is fast asleep looking funny*

Person 1: (takes photo with camera) got it

Person 2: haha what a kodak moment
kodak moment by junkmailjunkie June 27, 2007

Kodak Moment 

during head when a girl is doing her job and your just about to "finish" you pull it out of her mouth and bust it on her face. (in the mean time you have prepared a camera sitting on the bathroom counter next to you) and then as she goes to wipe the sticky substance from her face you proceed to say smile and take a picture
Craig: hey bro check this shit out!
Jake: wtf is that? somebody had a bad night haha
Craig: yeah i pulled the old kodak moment on her ass cuz she was pissing me off haha.
hello facebook!!:D
Kodak Moment by GSR420 October 15, 2010

Dirty Kodak Moment 

A female you work with is extremely attractive. You know you have no shot but long to shoot one square on her face. To resolve the problem you get a picture of her, preferably a head shot, and jerk off on it. You then take a digital picture of the soiled photo and email it to her at her work address from a fake email account. After you send it to her, make sure you are in the vicinity of her desk to see her facial expression when she opens it up.
Cristina is just too fuckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the Dirty Kodak Moment. You should've just seen the bitch's reaction when she saw her own face covered in my jizz.

Kojak Moment

Watching a film and you figure out the plot seven minutes in, "Wow! That was such a Kojak moment!"
Kojak Moment by scr1bl1ed May 21, 2011

kodak momentum 

The missed opportunity of a technology change.
Every company and industry have their own kodak momentums: they are technology crossroads where You either follow the disruption or die.
kodak momentum by Jupander September 18, 2017

Kodiak Moment 

When you witness an extremely one-sided fight worthy of get pictures of, stills or video, on a camera phone or digital camera. The Kodiak would be the person issuing the beating.
Then she stuck that girl in the face, grabbed both sides of her head, and just kept slamming it into the wall. I wish I had my phone, because it was such a Kodiak Moment.
Kodiak Moment by Fanster March 25, 2007