kobe

A small fetish object that you insert in your rectum. It is usually externally and wirelessly controlled.
It can be maneuvred from the exterior of the subject by adjusting dB/dt across the rectal area.
OMG this kobe really is making you smile upon changes in B-field!
by dooki June 06, 2006
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Kobe Scores 20+ points per game for the lakers... BUT KOBE DONT PASS. oh look.. kobe fades away from baseline... again, and again... and again.
Ball Hog, Rapist, Dont Pass, Team Player... HA kobe.
by Steve, OG April 12, 2006
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TO have sex with someone without their consent.
The next jogger I see run my aparment is gonna get kobe'd in the bushes.
by jackdaniels April 29, 2004
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Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses.
Kobe represents everything that's wrong with the NBA.
by B-ball fan. January 02, 2005
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Kobe Bryant:
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings

2. A type of steak.
1. Kobe has caused the Big Aristotle and Phil Jackson to both leave.

2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.
by .PHunKk August 31, 2005
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to jump over a moving vehicle
"I'm about to kobe this kid on his bike"

basketball cars jumping greatest lakers
by that dude rich November 08, 2010
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1. The most amazing and talented person on your team or in your group. No sporting event is even attempted if a Kobe is absent. The level of chicks you meet instantly goes up if you have kobe as a friend.

2. The person you know who demands you work harder than you ever have in your life and treats you like crap if he thinks you're slacking.
1. We would've KILLED that team but they have a Kobe. Nobody could stop him.
2. You: Puking after a 10 mile run.

Kobe: stop puking bitch, we got 10 more miles!
by Black Ranger January 22, 2012
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