kakaias

A variation on "cockass", a combination of cock and ass, popularized by Jack Black of Tenacious D. Used frequently in more recent Tenacious D live performances. An insult used to label someone for the sake of expressing displeasure with them and their actions.

You create something like Inward Singing! You fucking shit, you'd fucking sit in your tower and fucking nap! You fucking bitch! You fucking kakaias!

by Explosivo Fueled July 16, 2009

koalaing

The act of hugging/attaching ones self to another in an attempt to cuddle. This act often involves the use of your arms and legs and inhibits the other from being able to move.

All I wanted to do was cuddle but my girlfriend was not in the mood, so I just started koalaing her.

by Nikolai579 February 28, 2014

Koalaing

A form of spooning in which both parties are facing toward each other, bodies entwined.

Eric is koalaing Christie right now, dude; he is probably going to make her an omelette soon.

by Valicious April 21, 2017

Koalaing

Where you latch yourself to your significant other in an attempt to hold on (cuddle closely) as a cute koala would to a eucalyptus tree. Also koalaing refers to holding on to something very tight or someone as if dependent, or cudding by wrapping your arms and legs around the person as if they were a tree.

"My girlfriend is so good at koalaing, she can hold on even when I walk up the stairs."

by dumpling765 December 20, 2019

Kokaine

The really poor man's cocaine - not even safe for dogs.

"Tell me - how did he die?"
"He appears to have traces of Kokaine in his left nostril"
"Cocaine?"
"No, ma'am. Kokaine. The fake kind."

by fake with a k December 19, 2008

koalaing

When you non-stop cuddle under blankets with someone you like. Men are the eucalyptustrees & women are koalas wrapping their hands over men. "Every koalas dream is to own its own eucalyptus tree."

1#: Where do you think these 2 lovebirds have been for so long?
2#:I bet they are still koalaing.

by snTomato December 24, 2012

Koalaing

To sneak up on someone and jump on their back in a koala like fashion. NOTE - before doing it to another guy make sure both of you are mutually hetero.

*friend walking*

Me: on this episode of you just got koalaed im going to sneak up that rare specimen right there

Friend: *guard lowered* *whistling*

me: *pounce on his back and completely subduing him*
Successful koalaing

by presleyj-awesome December 19, 2011