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Low Knocker

Someone who has very little expectations for himself. No drive or ambition.
"You going out tonight, Susie?"

"Yeah, I got a date with Johnny!"

"Johnny? Geez, does he even have a job? I'm surprised you can pry him off of the couch! He’s 26 years old and still living with mommy. Last I heard he didn’t think there was any reason to even try to get out on his own or nuthin’. He’s got about as much ambition as my pet Goldfish”

"I know...he really IS a Low Knocker, isn't he? What was I thinking?!"

"I can't answer that, but call that Low Knocker back and break it off. You can do better, Susie. Much better!"
by Christine Rivers January 25, 2009
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Knockers on the Knockers

In reference to when a woman has pierced nipples.
Petey: "So how was it?"
Howie: "Dude, she had knockers on the knockers and the man in the boat with anchor!"
by Utah Ski Bums May 23, 2010
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Konkey Dong

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.
Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!
by pspmiles June 25, 2014
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Fort Knockers

1. A highly guarded and secretive goldmine of one's adult material. Usually referenced in regard to a voluminous and particularly titillating collection.

2. Hooters restaurants.
Jamie (older gentleman): Have you noticed how there are less and less Fort Knockers around.

Shane (older gentleman): Yeah, with the internet now a days people are beginning to abandon the gold standard of porn, choosing to trade in papers and tapes for illicit web sites. I've heard one can get all sorts of diseases from sex, and now, viruses from the internet.

Jamie (older gentleman): Kids these days just don't understand. But alas the world is changing.

Shane (older gentleman): Indeed
by Titman69 July 22, 2009
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Knocker ID

A persons distinct/unique knock that allows them to be identified before being seen or heard.

This allows the person to decide if they want to let the person in or pretend they're not in.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK......KNOCK....KNOCK..... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "whats that?!?" "Thats Matthew with the tens!" "how do you know?" "Duh! Knocker ID! N.O but you're stupid! "
by B247E June 25, 2010
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knocked the fuck out

When a person is so annoying that they get you really mad and the only way to stop them doing what they are doing is to give them a single powerful punch to the face which knocks them unconscious, they are now said to be "knocked the fuck out". This is only achieved if it is a single punch which knocks them unconscious.
"Brad was talking so I knocked him the fuck out!"
by PotatoChip May 23, 2003
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Doc Knocker

Someone who enjoy's having sexual intercourse with doctor's.
Watch out for Liz, she's a Doc Knocker.
by Lizzy_Tish12 January 18, 2016
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