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Knobcheese 

The world's premier porno-punk-thrash-love-ballad band. Formed in 1985 and disbanded again shortly afterwards. Wrote the award winning Album A Pile of Shit.

Can also refer to the fragrant twangy under-foreskin cheese-like delicious on a cracker spread.
Christ I enjoyed that bit of Knobcheese. I only wish it were louder.

Nobcheesecake 

Really stinky nobcheese that's took years to build up and it may be a funny colour and make you unable to seperate your foreskin from your bell-end.
Ewww, fuck i can smell nobcheesecake, RUN!!!

knob-cheese (fromage a la cock) 

residue between the foreskin and penis tip of a teenager who only washes once a year!!!
christ! what's that stench? it's only our son, he's trying to make butter in his pants!

Knob Cheese 

Smegma which curdles and forms under the foreskin on a male who has low genital hygiene standards.
Person 1: What's that smell dude?
Person 2: Dude, that's my knob cheese. Damn, I knew I should have washed this morning.
Knob Cheese by Matt Bateman May 10, 2003

nobcheese 

Smegma - white stuff found
on one's bell-end under the foreskin when one hasn't washed for a while (allegedly.......)
woman: Phor! Your nobcheese is really pungent tonight!
nobcheese by anon..... :-) June 12, 2003

nobcheese 

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.
After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.
nobcheese by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006