by cvsmiic July 13, 2021
Get the Kali Uchis mug.Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.
Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.
The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.
Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.
The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.
If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.
by cchriss92 February 25, 2011
Get the Kalifornistan mug.A very beautiful girl who has alot of haters and has the most swag ever (the good swag) she usually has one goal to date the sexiest boy in school before the year ends. Never let her go when u have her love in your hands. She doesnt ask boys out she waits for them to ask her out. She can be a bitch when tested but is usually wierd and nice to certain people. She doesnt hang out with ugly people and has the best friends ever. BEAUTIFUL,SOMETIMES FUNNY, MOODY WHEN TESTED, PRETTY FLEXIBLE AND LIKES TO SPEND TIME WITH HER BOYFRIEND
Boy 1: I think im going to ask out Kaaliyah today
Boy 2: Yea right, shes way to good for you But not for me. Im going to get her number today.
Boy 2: Yea right, shes way to good for you But not for me. Im going to get her number today.
by Thatgirlronnie November 26, 2013
Get the Kaaliyah mug.Amazing Rapper from the independent label Strange Music. He has been featured on many of Tech N9ne's songs, has 3 albums (Vilitigo, Genius, Shock Treatment) and 1 EP (S.I.C.).
He suffers from a skin disease, Vilitigo, which gives him smooth white patches on parts of his body. Anyone who judges him for so will get smacked by me.
Tech and Krizz go back all the way from the 90s. Tech made a song called "Who You Came To See" and Krizz said that the song could have a better hook. Tech allowed Krizz to prove it, soon after he did so he was signed to Strange Music.
He suffers from a skin disease, Vilitigo, which gives him smooth white patches on parts of his body. Anyone who judges him for so will get smacked by me.
Tech and Krizz go back all the way from the 90s. Tech made a song called "Who You Came To See" and Krizz said that the song could have a better hook. Tech allowed Krizz to prove it, soon after he did so he was signed to Strange Music.
You usually kno Krizz Kaliko is coming with his verse when he calls out
"Kali baby!"
One may think he's saying "Cali Baby" but he's from Kansas City, Missouri. Kali is short for Kaliko. (:
"Kali baby!"
One may think he's saying "Cali Baby" but he's from Kansas City, Missouri. Kali is short for Kaliko. (:
by the TRULY REAL Beast November 15, 2011
Get the Krizz Kaliko mug.A Wiz Kalifa aka a "Salty lemonade" or a "Mello Yellow " is a sexual act similar to a snowball but with urine instead of semen. After urinating in the recipients mouth. It is then spit back into the mouth of the urinator. Often seen in speciality porn
I was watching a kinky adult movie & after defecating on each other the couple then "Wiz Kalifa'd" each other.
by Gary Zoolander December 7, 2012
Get the Wiz Kalifa mug.Kalina Is So Beautiful. She can Be shy at first and not want to interact much but out side of school this girl is much fun and can put a smile on you're face. She's very girly and you'll find her wearing pink often. Girls get jealous, but boys chase. She isn't the best at advice but helping you with with relationship advice she's golden. She never wants her friends to feel down because she feels the pain you feel. A kalina is a very empathetic person. Kalina is very unique and has beautiful talent . There Is No Other Like Kalina
by Tyler167396 March 14, 2017
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