Jesse Knapp

Pretty much the awesomest and most feared bro ever. He has been living for what many historians equate to,"Fucking forever" and has been the cause for some of mankind's greatest catastrophes, namely, the Rape of Nanking, 8 of the Crusades (he's not a fan of the Arabs), and the early 21st century release of "From Justin to Kelly". He is currently only spoken of in closed corridors at night by those deemed worthy and even they are forced to secrecy. That noise you heard last night when you woke up next to your girlfriend? He just impregnated her and evaporated. Seriously.

Someone named Robert: I just straight Jesse Knapp-ed that dude in COD.
And then Robert is killed because Jesse don't take that shit.

by Jesse Knapp April 2, 2010

Knapp

Juggernaut; Indestructable; Not someone you want to fuck with.Commands alot of respect. Hate god damn pecker necks.

Shit!! cody is a knapp?? Run bitch!!!!

by dragonslayer October 30, 2006

knapsu

Nothern finnish dialect word for effeminate,girlie

He is definitely knapsu, he does all the family ironing

by Christer Liedholm March 17, 2005

knapik

a very kewl last name that only 690 people in the world have

Person 1: HEY! Wuts ur last name?
Person 2: knapik
Person 1: omg.
Person 2: Same here, U must be the 689th persin with that name!!!

by billiaona February 3, 2008

cotton knapsack

When an old man sends you a text picture of his frozen penis with his tighty whities around his ankles.

That sick fucker sent me a picture of his cotton knapsack, again

by crammystad September 25, 2018

knap stat

knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.

BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.

MFKW: "well thats knap stat."

BAMF: "i agree."

by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009

Knapp

Juggernaut; Indestructable; Not someone you want to fuck with.Commands alot of respect. Hate god damn pecker necks.

Shit!! cody is a knapp?? Run bitch!!!!

by dragonslayer November 9, 2008