Jurgen Klopp

The sound warm sour cream makes when it is thrown into a stripper's fedora on stage. Used to mock the absurdity of any situation.

"Don't Jurgen Klopp me when I leave the free clinic, I have choir practice at 6pm.

by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017

Ste Klopp

Greggislocallfc

Person 1: Hey you know Ste Klopp

Person 2: Yeah that is Greggislocallfc

Greggislocallfc: how are we boys

Person 2: Ok Ste la

by SteKloppMadeMeDoIt April 27, 2022

Jurgen klopp memorial day

the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool

"Oh bro its the 26th again, its the jurgen klopp memorial day, when he left 5 years ago"

by billyboiii101 January 27, 2024

Blaze Klopp

Blaze Klopp is a man of very little words and uses farts to communicate. He can’t get no girls because he farts and stinks the room up.

Stop farting dude, don’t be a Blaze Klopp!

by jakku2k December 25, 2024

C. Klopp

C. Klopp is the term used for the first poop you take after anal sex.

Man I swear half that poop was semen it was a C. Klopp.

Man I just took a huge C. Klopp..

by Roo Fah November 26, 2017

Klopptch

1.) To perform a spectacular act under pressure with extreme success (See clutch)

2.) To Photoshop to where it look eerily real

Wow, you did a double backflip on the trampoline while taking off your shirt? That's so Klopptch.

by SoccerFiend07 August 17, 2011

Deu Kplopp

When you're too drunk to text, but you text anyways!

Andy: "Yesssssssd!!!! Got kicked putt!"
Matt: "You got kicked out of the bar?! Why?!"
Andy: "Deu Kplopp"

by matt.su October 22, 2011