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Klopp Hug

After a particularly aggressive night of butt-fucking, and you find yourself stuck so deep inside your partner's asshole that you have to walk to the hospital on his back.
Oh honey, I was so hard for my Latino lover last night that I got stuck inside him, and he had to Klopp hug me to A&E.
by COYS1982 March 6, 2017
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Jurgen Klopp

The sound warm sour cream makes when it is thrown into a stripper's fedora on stage. Used to mock the absurdity of any situation.
"Don't Jurgen Klopp me when I leave the free clinic, I have choir practice at 6pm.
by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017
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Ste Klopp

Person 1: Hey you know Ste Klopp

Person 2: Yeah that is Greggislocallfc

Greggislocallfc: how are we boys

Person 2: Ok Ste la
by SteKloppMadeMeDoIt April 27, 2022
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Jurgen klopp memorial day

the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool
"Oh bro its the 26th again, its the jurgen klopp memorial day, when he left 5 years ago"
by billyboiii101 January 27, 2024
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C. Klopp

C. Klopp is the term used for the first poop you take after anal sex.
Man I swear half that poop was semen it was a C. Klopp.

Man I just took a huge C. Klopp..
by Roo Fah November 26, 2017
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Blaze Klopp

Blaze Klopp is a man of very little words and uses farts to communicate. He can’t get no girls because he farts and stinks the room up.
Stop farting dude, don’t be a Blaze Klopp!
by jakku2k December 25, 2024
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