Klopp Hug

After a particularly aggressive night of butt-fucking, and you find yourself stuck so deep inside your partner's asshole that you have to walk to the hospital on his back.

Oh honey, I was so hard for my Latino lover last night that I got stuck inside him, and he had to Klopp hug me to A&E.

by COYS1982 March 6, 2017

Jurgen Klopp

The sound warm sour cream makes when it is thrown into a stripper's fedora on stage. Used to mock the absurdity of any situation.

"Don't Jurgen Klopp me when I leave the free clinic, I have choir practice at 6pm.

by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017

Ste Klopp

Greggislocallfc

Person 1: Hey you know Ste Klopp

Person 2: Yeah that is Greggislocallfc

Greggislocallfc: how are we boys

Person 2: Ok Ste la

by SteKloppMadeMeDoIt April 27, 2022

Blaze Klopp

Blaze Klopp is a man of very little words and uses farts to communicate. He can’t get no girls because he farts and stinks the room up.

Stop farting dude, don’t be a Blaze Klopp!

by jakku2k December 25, 2024

Jurgen klopp memorial day

the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool

"Oh bro its the 26th again, its the jurgen klopp memorial day, when he left 5 years ago"

by billyboiii101 January 27, 2024

C. Klopp

C. Klopp is the term used for the first poop you take after anal sex.

Man I swear half that poop was semen it was a C. Klopp.

Man I just took a huge C. Klopp..

by Roo Fah November 26, 2017