Klonkin

When a woman who has an extremely abnormally sized ass dances and flaunts it in front of you or for show.

"Hey Steve, you wanna get a bite to eat?"
"No Carl, I just saw Regina and Katifa klonkin. I lost my appetite."

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by Bloodshows September 4, 2010

Klocking

studying achieve a 10 on a slut test; Doing whatever it takes to keep the legs apart; Boasting about how easy thereself is

Sherri: Just got asked to model for PlayBoy when I turn 18 :) yea or nah?

George: Will you stop Klocking?

by CornyVirgins December 31, 2011

Klinking

The act of having sexual intercourse whilst wearing metal items around your neck, preferably medals if they can be obtained.

Klinking derives from the sound of the metal objects knocking together during the act of sex.

1. I'm so glad you won gold! Now we can get klinking.
2. Jessica Ennis will be klinking tonight.

by BakkerBig69withGeorgia March 2, 2017

Kronking

Going fucking nuts

"hey man, we kronking tonight at Amy's party"
"hell yea bro!"

by kronked April 18, 2019

Konking

The act of forcing jelly beans through the male urethra while buring the pubic hairs with a match (a form of male torture)

“Im going to give that man over there a right old konking”

by Konkasaurus rex May 8, 2023

Kronking

The sound the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park make when calling each other

The Raptors were kronking at each other. The raptor kronked menacingly

by PolarYt323 March 29, 2026