Klumpus

A slow moving person, see sloth, that breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse into a toilet filled with urine and exclaimed it was an accident.

by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

Krimpet Bootleg

The best pop singer of our time.

Krimpet Bootleg is an icon

by bussyslayer February 23, 2023

Klump

Something that is regarded as cool or it is used as an even cooler word for cool.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.

"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."

"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"

by Cool Ranch September 26, 2013

Kwimp

to kwimp or a kwimp

The man got kwimped.

by kwimp October 3, 2018

J-Klump

J-Klump: Another word for saying BLOW JOB or BECKY.

Your mother came to my house last night and she wanted to give me J-Klump!

by Poop Face123 May 20, 2010

Kimp

White girls from the suburbs who love Rap and Hip Hop Music; These girls are typically fat, love attention and the intrusion of others people business

That girl is a total kimp

by 6797167383 February 19, 2015

The Klimek

The act of driving an excessive amount of time to meet someone (preferably through the internet) to only find out their original description is not physically accurate and still engaging in intercourse.

Steven: I can't believe Frank drove 5 hours to meet that chick and she ended up being 300lb.

Nick: Damn, what did he do?

Steven: I fucked her and came back.

Nick: Ahh, pulled The Klimek. . .

by Dr.Smushmortion November 14, 2011