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Jared Kleinman

a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses
How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.
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jared kleinman

An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.
"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman
by whorecruxes June 1, 2017
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kleinsen

The adorable ship between the two characters from Broadway’s ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ (as well as the recently adapted book), Jared Kleinman and Evan Hansen. Jared shows feelings constantly throughout the plot, caring about Evan more than he says he does.

Shippers of Kleinsen tend to speculate that Jared lies about his ‘car insurance’ as a way to get closer to Evan. They also suspect jealousy of Evan’s relationship with Zoe Murphy.

This ship is fucking adorable fight me.
Kleinsen is the best ship in DEH there is no denying it
by WindwakerGamer November 16, 2018
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Jared Kleinman

Evan Hansen: Has been... RoUgH
Jared Kleinman: KiNkY
by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019
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Jared Kleinman

He is the insanely cool Jared Kleinman who eats bath bombs and loves the cronch
"the insanely cool Jared Kleinman
I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"
by Elevatornotworthy November 6, 2019
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Neil Kleinman

When you take something very simple and screw it all up!
Man all you had to do was file the financials and the stock wouldn't have been suspended but you went and pulled a Neil Kleinman
by CAVERSTEM June 16, 2018
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jared kleinman

from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
jared kleinman is a bit rude, but i feel like we could be good friends!
by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021
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