The name of very secret norwegian martial art. It is known within the martial arts community as the martial art with the best defense, and the most deadly attacks, in the world. It derives from the ancient martial art of JuJitsu and kung-fu.
"Oh noes! he has a black belt in Kjell-Fu! we are going to die!"
"Stop right there! I am a master of the ancient art of Kjell-Fu!"
"Stop right there! I am a master of the ancient art of Kjell-Fu!"
by kjellyboy March 16, 2009
Get the Kjell-Fumug. by schbageddi June 8, 2019
Get the Kjellingmug. Kjell Ove is a name used on babies with a big penis. Being named Kjell Ove requires a ritual where you ronk into Monica while singing Bængshot. You can also use Kjell Ove when you are wanking.
For example; Oh look, it is his penis is huge, that must be Kjell Ove
That girl i saw earlier was soo hot! I think I'm gonna Kjell Ove later
That girl i saw earlier was soo hot! I think I'm gonna Kjell Ove later
by FisForFamily October 26, 2017
Get the Kjell Ovemug. by Malleisbae January 1, 2018
Get the kjell-erikmug. kjell-Erik
by MMER4EVER April 26, 2017
Get the kjell-erikmug. He is a jacked man who doesnt even need to go to the fitness to get jacked. he is most likely a person with a big cock.
He also has so many girls. His downside is that he is addicted to cock(aïne) and nicotine. He also hates short people except when they are of 1 of the 2 genders.
Also very racist and homophobic.
He also has so many girls. His downside is that he is addicted to cock(aïne) and nicotine. He also hates short people except when they are of 1 of the 2 genders.
Also very racist and homophobic.
by Big_Cock_Guy September 17, 2022
Get the Kjellemug. Person 1: Kjell Lennart Isaksson makes me have faith in humanity
Person 2: You're crazy
Person 1: Lelle naken
Person 2: You're crazy
Person 1: Lelle naken
by Succerberg2 October 22, 2019
Get the Kjell Lennart Isakssonmug.