Kjell

Someone who is an absolute god at everything. They are the all mighty Kjell, no two ways about it.

BRUH HOW IS KJELL SO GOOD AT THIS?! HE'S AN ABSOLUTE GOD

by Fenyl April 1, 2021

Kelley

Usually the cringy e-girl, who uses unfunny tiktok memes, but they tend to be friendly, sometimes lazy.

Person A: you know Kelley?
Person B: that girl that ruins conversations with her tiktok memes?

by PokPoki January 31, 2021

Keller Williams

the one man band. should be everyone's hero!

Burned Out Hippie: Dude, Keller rocks!
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: Yeah, wanna hit this bowl?
Burned Out Hippie: cough cough Those are some headies.
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: This is "the best feeling in the world."

by MACKATTACK January 25, 2005

Kevin Keller

The ultimate gay best friend;Has a thing for bad boys and football players

"Oh my god, he's such a Kevin Keller!"

by Cheryl_Bombshell July 29, 2017

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

A famous YouTuber; he currently holds the world record for most subscribers. He is more commonly known by his stage name, PewDiePie. He is dating another YouTuber by the name of Marzia Bisognin, whose stage name is CutiePie. They will eventually get married, although when they first met when she was 18, Marzia did ask Felix not to propose until she was 23. As her 23rd birthday approaches, she states that she is getting anxious because she thinks that Felix is going to propose to her. However, in a recent video, Felix and Marzia agreed not to get married until they are older because they feel that they are "still young adults". Felix is most commonly known for his "Amnesia" series and his "Happy Wheels" series. He describes himself as an agnostic atheist, but is uninterested in religion. Felix has two pugs, one named Maya (nicknamed Puga-Chan) and the other named Edgar Allan Pug (a pun on Edgar Allan Poe). Felix was born on the twenty fourth of October, 1989 in Gothenburg, Sweden to Johanna and Ulf Kjellberg. When he originally registered on YouTube, his username was "PewDie", representing someone being struck by a fatal laser blast. When he forgot his password, He reregistered under the Pseudonym of "PewDiePie and continued his work. Before he was registered as an official YouRube personality, he worked at a hotdog stand to fund both his YouTube videos and his move to Italy to be with his girlfriend. The media tends to focus on his annual income of $4 million U.S.

OMG! I want Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg to have my children!

by Anal_Pseudonym August 16, 2015

Catherine Kelley

There are probably Billions of Pokemons in the world, but scientists, and researchers alike have been baffled by a illustrious legendary creation. Witnesses have seen she can teleport through dimensions with the blink of an eye and has 9 life's just like a cat

Who's that Pokemon?

It's Catherine Kelley

by Justcallmejesus July 9, 2021

kellers moustache

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.

I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.

by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017