kittens

The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

kittens

A small feline/cat who stays by their mother most of the time.

Josh said "What wonderful kittens there are!"

by Rainbow Pooper Of The World May 26, 2018

kittens

poker chips for demons
or food for those hungryer ones...sick
usually very cute
small offspring of a cat
often reffered to as"evil with a cute face"

"i bet 22 kittens and raise you 5"
kitten pizza
awe kittens!
look its a kitten
omfg its a kitten..how cute run for your LIFE!!!!!!

by misssmartypantslolpants January 29, 2009

kittens

Kittens can mean almost anything from cat babies....to grams of marijuana. Some people may consider their reptiles 'kittens'. Others, may even call lint or dust particles 'kittens'.

Ex #1: Noname: "Awww, look at those adorable little kittens. Is that the cat that gave birth to them?"

Ex #2: Noname: "Hey you lookin for some trees, how much?"
Tanya: "Yeah, at least three kittens or so."

Ex #3: Noname: "Oh My Goodness, is your snake mean"
Tanya: "No, my kitten is actually quite a sweetie."

Ex #4: Tanya: "Jesus Suzie.. Thats one huge-ass fricken kitten clung to your shirt. Did you even notice it?"

by PurpleTanya October 22, 2007

kittens

When speaking of drugs kittens refers to Ketamine aka a cat tranqualizer that people "missuse" to get fucked up.

Man where them kittens at? (wheres the drugs)

by Margo January 6, 2004

kittens

badass shoes

check out my new kittens

by d May 1, 2004

Kittenality

Cats aren't people so they don't have personalities. No matter what their ages, there's always a little kittenality in each of them.

My cat Sam is 12 years old, but since he's so playful and goofy, he has the kittenality of a two month old kitten.

by Kittenality May 17, 2008