Kinch

As in "to Kinch," When a girl shits on a guy while having butt sex

"Dude, she just kinched on me!"

by 1234985122343EL November 5, 2008

kinching

Kinching Morts & Coes: refers to child pickpockets, beggars or other criminal/mendicant professions. Ca. 1800.

Kinching Mort stole my purse!

by The Doctor March 28, 2004

Kinch

Generally associated with insanity.

"What are you? A Kinch?!"

by twentypoundnote April 18, 2009

kinches

relates to knotty edges

That girl needs a perm, her kinches are horrible.

by #realestnegrointhegame May 17, 2018

leigh kinch

A ginger rugby player. Who has one nostril and a retarded thumb. He is unable to over come the force and likes to stick unsuitable objects up his nose, also if in need, will shit in a crisp packet and throw it at inocent people. abuses his girlfriend and "funny" apparently is his middle name.
:)
AS x

also known as;

Leigh Skywalker
Leighanardo de kinchy
Rehab
Ginger
Kinchy
Kinchy Stryder
Cripple
Crabby
kingo
and so on.....

"leigh Kinch what have you done thats funny?"
"everything mate.... funny is my middle name"
"ok then"

by AbbieSutter March 22, 2009

Toby Kinch

Toby Kinch is a man in his teens who already has the hairline of a 50-year-old tradie. He will try to salvage his hairline by trying haircuts such as curtains but to no avail. His saving grace is that he is extremely good at layups and can hit them very easily getting him in the As

Wow look at that Toby Kinch, his hairline is receding more than America in the early 2000s.

by Kristian Dallapama May 31, 2020

cache kinch

The most jacked 5,1 man to ever walk the face of the earth

Cache kinch is buff I wanna stare at his muscles for days on end😍😍

by Monkey hater 122 July 14, 2023