Rice Krispy Treat

When you're taking a crap and the turd makes a crackling sound as it exits your bunghole.

I dropped a Rice Krispy Treat in the thundermug this morning.It sounded like the turd was bubblewrapped.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

Krispy Kreme

the undisputed Donut of the Gods.

When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.

by themadjackal November 2, 2003

Krispy Kremed

The act of sneaking onto someone elses facebook and liking every krispy kreme page possible, then writting " I have been krispy kremed" as their status.

Did you see Steven's facebook? He got krispy kremed!

by tylerhgville92 February 20, 2011

Krispy Kreme

The act of making a girl squirt on your face by eating her out and then putting your face in the freezer until it freezes at which point you peal it off and eat it like a potato chip. Gurl you’ve just been krispy Kremed

That girls pussy tasted so good I just had to Krispy Kreme

by Luigi Malone February 9, 2018

Ja Krispy

One whom walks on fire with no firewalking ability. Usually under the influence of alcohol or other substances.

Why is Jordan on crutches?

He was camping this weekend, got drunk and now he's Ja Krispy.

by Powered By Ur Mom May 17, 2014

Krispy Kreme

Donuts so good, you'll suck a dick.

"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"

-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning

by A2P June 11, 2006

krispy

Krispy means fresh, super exclusive, raw, dope.. and so on. The phrase was coined by Kinfolk KiaShine and Hi-Powered.

I'm so krispy,
I'm so kripsy,
my jeans 900,
shoes 850,

by mackrock17 April 30, 2007