kegels

the act of pleaing any gender by using this form while having sexual intercourse.

I practiced my kegels so I can pleasure my boyfriend more.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Kugelsack

Eminems preferred MTV approved mid award erotic snack.

Yo Dre!, I could really go a nice hairy kugelsack right now!

by --NyX-- June 3, 2009

Kiwelsh

Used to describe Kiwis (New Zealanders) who live is Wales, or Welsh who live in New Zealand. Also used to describe rugby fans who support either team, depending on who's winning.

Mate, it must suck being Kiwelsh, both the ABs and the boys in red got a hammering in the semis this weekend

by billsH October 27, 2019

Kielson

Killing inside edible licking sacks of niggas

interchangeable with the following words: gay, coming out of the closet, homosexual, fag

that kielson kid has a dog in his lunchbox

by Rice127 February 25, 2009

kigals

k-e-gals Is the exercise of making a male orgasm last longer. The exercise entails starting and stopping urine while urinating. This is done multiple times in order to enlarge the muscle which allows one to urinate. While having sex the male orgasm is prolonged due to the fact that he is better able to hold his sperm in for a longer amount of time, thus intensifying the sensation.

I have to do my kigals while I go to the bathroom so I can last longer.

by Derek Johnson June 18, 2007

Kugelschrieber

a dildo with four ends, two sided, with two protrusions on both sides. meant for double entry

Jessica Alba used our kugelschrieber the other day, she said it felt pretty good.

by jimmbo` June 13, 2011

irish kegels

The act of an Irishman going out on the lash at the local pub only to realize (after too many cups of the pure) he locked himself out of his dwelling, his primary means of communication ascended to the pearly gates without so much as a farewell or Slán out of courtesy, and he has a horribly urgent need to piss but isn’t smart enough to return back to the pub. The closest petrol station open at this hour is over a kilometer away from your pub and apartment.

The objective of the exercise is to walk to the station, find where they keep the jacks politely ask the lad to charge your phone, then text your fookin roommate to let you in, then walk back. Makes sure if you’re too plastered, avoid the Garda Síochánaat all costs, or you fail.

The result of repeated practice of this exercise will culminate into strong Irish Balls and an erection so thick, not even the donkey cocks of the Ethiopians can ever hope to please your lass better than yours.

Seamus: Look at that buffoon, poor sod’s locked himself out.

Padraíg: Aye and he’s doing him some Irish kegels there now as well. I see piss dripping! Two shillings say he doesn’t make it to the toilet.

Seamus: Begorrah and yer justified, Pat, but may he have the Almighty’s favour.

by WoodyPooShoes September 4, 2019