Kielbasa

A Polish man's penis. It is known for being extremely large and deadly upon penetration of the female body.

Jenna had eyeball-rolling orgasms when Bartek rammed his kielbasa inside her.

by Polezilla January 15, 2010

Kielbasa

A firefighter who has eaten kielbasa for lunch and subsequently vomited it back up, will be given the nickname kielbasa.

Pull's new nick name is kielbasa, because he threw up his lunch, which was kielbasa.

by Chops314 May 08, 2008

Kielbasa Seed

The hard chunks of ground up bone found inside of a sausage.

Great horny toads! I just done cracked my tooth on a kielbasa seed!

by DaveyHamburger June 17, 2020

Kielbasa in the can

Another term for Anal Sex.

I asked her is she'd ever had kielbasa in the can.

by Kram Srednuas November 23, 2007

Kielbasa sausage

1.) Kielbasa is a precooked smoked sausage that is highly seasoned with ingredients such as garlic and then produced in links or rings that are approximately 1" to 2" in diameter.
2.) Slang term for a Man's penis
3.) A TENACIOUS D Song

1.) "That's one spicy Kielbasa sausage"
2.) Halofan1999: I like Kielbasa sausage
linkinparkfan99: Buttsekz?
3.) "I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm."

by Drunken Ninja April 07, 2005

Kielbasa Lips

When an overweight female wears unflatteringly tight bottom-wear, such as elastic capri pants, and spandex. Thus confining her fat labia onto either sides of her pant seam, and creating the illusion that she is smuggling two greasy kielbasa over the German border in her drawers.

Man that bitch is fat...

OMFG, she has kielbasa lips!

Oh dude, you're so right,

Yea, I seen them when she did that cartwheel!!!

by .Tiff.A.Knee. July 06, 2006

comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.

Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.

by Francis Coughlin November 20, 2006