kielbasa

Kielbasa sausage. a term refering to the mans genital organs, originating from a German meal consisting mainly of suasage. can also be used as a doing word for the rapid action of swinging the males organs to hit another person in the face with the organ. see also helicopter

"yo bitch suck on my kielbasa!"
" my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform"
"take this!" *smacks genitals around ones face*

by apeshit November 25, 2004

Kielbasa

Situation wherein, an individual is receiving a blowjob where the person performing the act is actively smoking (cigarette, cigar, cannabis) thereby creating a “smoked sausage”

So after I finished my last drink, I gave the chain smoking girl at the end of the bar $20 for a kielbasa

by Mr Miyagi’s penis October 27, 2022

[kielbasa]

The Polish sausage. Considered not only by Poles, to be very tasty and nourishing. Genuine 'kielbasas' are made from meat, have little harmful additives and very often are cured and dried.

Ta kielbasa jest rzeczywiscie bardzo smaczna.
This kielbasa is really very tasty.

by Lukasz Pietras May 25, 2006

Kielbasa Seed

The hard chunks of ground up bone found inside of a sausage.

Great horny toads! I just done cracked my tooth on a kielbasa seed!

by DaveyHamburger June 16, 2020

Kielbasa in the can

Another term for Anal Sex.

I asked her is she'd ever had kielbasa in the can.

by Kram Srednuas December 24, 2007

Kielbasa sausage

1.) Kielbasa is a precooked smoked sausage that is highly seasoned with ingredients such as garlic and then produced in links or rings that are approximately 1" to 2" in diameter.
2.) Slang term for a Man's penis
3.) A TENACIOUS D Song

1.) "That's one spicy Kielbasa sausage"
2.) Halofan1999: I like Kielbasa sausage
linkinparkfan99: Buttsekz?
3.) "I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm."

by Drunken Ninja April 6, 2005

Kielbasa in my taco

Euphemism for sex, usually used by a female.

"I'm in need for some Kielbasa in my taco."

Alternatively, if it is a guy wanting to have sex with a girl, the following would apply:

"I want to put my kielbasa in her taco."

by nash nacho August 1, 2008