paul kinder

a school filled with inconsiderate twats; aka a ton of 11 year olds that think they’re much older than they really are and try to twerk and grind on walls even though they don’t have a fucking ass. they’re sticks. it’s misery. i want to gouge my eyes out 99% of the time please stop kids this is not okay please end me what the fuck

please stop paul kinder...i’m serious you guys are terrible end me

by End Me Plz October 4, 2017

Kindergender

Kindergender is someone who feels "trapped" in an adult body, but is still a kid on the inside, and therefore is attracted to other kids.

it's an excuse for pedophila

“hey, you know Brad? He told me he was kindergender”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”

by -sleepyboy February 14, 2018

Kindergender

1-Pedophilia with extra steps.
2-People who claim to be children trapped in an adult bodies and are attracted to little kids.

"Kids if a man says he is kinder-gendered, stay away from him/her."

"I knew a guy who claimed to be kindergendered, he is in jail now."

by UnhinjedTaboo December 1, 2018

Fat Kidded

When one is socially shunned by various groups of peers. This parallels the "fat kid" that no one ever wanted on their kick ball team in elementary school.

Wade: "Haha, matt was pwnd! No one wanted him in their group."
John: "He was totally fat kidded."

by Wad3 March 18, 2008

kinderbaby

an unborn fetus that comes in a Kinder egg

This Kinderbaby just ruined my day.

by TheHandlerLMAO December 8, 2016

KidDeath1995

KidDeath1995 is a viral tiktoker that goes by the rap name Lil Flamingo. He was one of the pioneers on soundcloud rap posting his first song on soundcloud 2014 under the name WingZz Knarleyy... he did not receive traction musically online until 2016 when he releases a leaked version of his song "Bandz Up" featuring Lil Uzi Vert... KIddeath1995 tiktok currently is sitting at over 75,000 followers and growing daily.

"Did you see Kiddeath1995 tiktoks on your fyp? They're fire"

by TeenXBaby February 9, 2022

Kinder Egg Man

a hybrid combination of humpty dumpty and the devil that strangely looks like a demented version of "Beldar" from the movie, Coneheads. The "kinder man" was used as a mascot for the Ferrero candy company to advertise their "kinder surprise" eggs which were chocolate eggs containing small toys, that children apparently just have to eat (even though the labels on the eggs clearly say NOT to eat the plastic toys!!!!!) The "kinder man" was featured in a commercial in which he appears on a wall holding a kinder egg, shaking it, opening the egg, taking the toy out, eating the egg, and playing with the toy. the commercial ends with the kinder man falling off the wall that he was sitting on. During the course of the commercial, the Kinder man is speaking in a completely strange dialect that you couldnt possibly understand. The most notable piece of his strange dialect is when he opens the wrapper of the egg and shouts "CHOCODOOBY, DOUBLY CHOCODOOBY". The kinder egg man commercial (that was aired on a British childrens network) was soo disturbing to young children that it was banned from television. If only kids took his falling off the wall at the end of the commercial as suicide then they might have not been so scared of the kinder man

Bob: He man, guess what!
Steve: What...
Bob: CHOCODOOBY!!!
Steve: Gahh! now im gonna have nightmares again!!! *gets out phonebook, searches for a new shrink*

Satan: The Kinder Egg Man scares the living $%!7 outta me.

by Kindahmann April 3, 2010