kourishibiz

Kourishibiz is a dude from Iran who has hairy legs and only works out on specific times and only work his legs. He do be squatting 100kg and bencing 75kg. In among us he is impostor 99% of the time and sells kex choklad out of his locker (not weed).

You: Good morning Kourishibiz! do you wanna go to the gym at 4pm?
Kourishibiz: No, gym 7:07AM on sunday. It's legday

by Alli Hakka pastan October 15, 2020

khoudia

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. They are usually really tall and got legs for days. 😍 They are also super smart and effortlessly gorgeous.

“How the fuck is Khoudia so hot man?”
“Ikr I want to hit that”

by omgwhycantijustuseausername October 15, 2020

khoury joke

A joke that is not funny at all. Or is a repetitive joke.

um that was a khoury joke

by stephanie jhong March 20, 2019

kourics

n: the unit of weight used in measuring massive craps.

Casey just took a huge shit, that must weigh at least 12 kourics.

by D Wilk November 2, 2007

Kouri

Kouri, a honest, fun loving, caring, selfless person who puts others before herself, often more times then putting her own self first. Extremely funny, on fire heart for god, BEAUTIFUL, long golden flocks of beauty for hair, the cutest smile in the world, all the guys want her but only one gets her and they will be together for the rest of eternity with god kept before both the two of these compassionate lovers. She honestly is the closest thing to an angel on this earth as it gets. Shes a gift from God to everyone who gets the privilege to meet her, especially her boyfriend.

Yes Kouri, you think i'm not talking about you, maybe a different kouri. But your wrong I am talking about you

Me: Hey do you know kouri?

You: Wait you mean the pretty one who acts like christ?!

Me: Thats the one!!

by everyone whos ever met you January 11, 2012

Khori

Khori is that one girl that's a ride or die. She is everyone's favorite but will fight if needed. She is not with the bullshit and will say anything she needs to say. Khori is also a very pretty person. She is the true definition of a bad bitch.

" Damn I wish I had a friend like Khori."

by BabyXoxo. October 30, 2020

Yassine Khoumri

probably an arabic that likes to talk about kaboom. also a loadmaster at royal air maroc.

Yassine Khoumri: ay i like kaboom kaboom

by randompersonwithinternet January 19, 2022