Kevinism 

Kevinism is an ultra right-wing ideology based on the belief that Kevin is the supreme leader of all, the ultimate leader and a living God on earth.

"I am a Kevinist. Kevin is God, Kevin is love, Kevin is life. I would and will do anything for Kevin, even if it costs me or people around me's lives. I will always lay down everything for Kevinism."

Kevinism by csxd34 December 19, 2022

Kevinism 

When your argument makes no sense and you realize your wrong you have to backtrack by sending memes even though you complain about the group chat sending them

David: kevin your suck balls so many

Kevin: sending picture of his testicles

David: this is a kevinism

Kevinism by Myhairyballs373773 July 10, 2023

Kevinism

A religion founded by the Great Prophet Kevin. The followers of Kevinism combine the key principles: critical thinking and monotheism, where the great Kevin is the god of life. Kevin created the principles of science for all to discover and follow.

Kevinism shall transcend time and space.

Kevinism by greatprophetkevin August 24, 2026

The Religion Kevinism 

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Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

The Religion Kevinism is one i follow with pride

The Religion Kevinism by Kevinian Apostle Parky May 17, 2019

kewinism 

The movement that started to become noticed under Kewin at RU. Kewinism is a state of mind similar to that of dead-heads, so basically followers of Kewinism are New-age dead-heads who are at one with themselves. They also promote peace, going into trances and leaving their bodies, psychedelics, hallucinogens, and collaborating with the major religions of the world. Rituals are held twice a week in forms of bible study and soup lunches. New recruits are often friends and associates of its members. The head figure of this cult is Kewin who was taught about Kewinism by his mentor, Mich. However, Kewin was the one who brought Kewinism out into mainstream college life, thereby reaching thousands with the message of Mich. The message is "being one with the universe and reaching the status of light beings who transcend this dimension."

Person#1: Hey brother are you going to bible study?

Person#2: Yeah after I get a little high. I need to open my mind to kewinism.

Person#1: Yeah, right on brother, I think I will join you.

kewinism by Inspecta Dec August 3, 2010

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith 

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

Kevin-ism 

The non Catholic way of religion that has 5 less commandments (as 10 is too many to remember), the 5 commandments remaining have been modified to fit in today's society, No more Sunday early AM Masses come Saturday night and drink my wine (Bacardi, Coke w/ Lime) and eat my Christ chips, no alter servers below the age of 21, the spokespersons of the sermon can and are required to be involved (with no celibacy) so there are no involvement with any and all followers and like the Catholics all is forgiven as well.

Had Tiger Woods and his ex wife joined the Kevin-ism culture prior to getting married there would have been no issues as his adulterous ways would not have happened. We tried to convert him prior to a divorce as all things can be saved and forgiven

Kevin-ism by Father of Kevin-ism September 1, 2010