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a keeper

a term used to describe a girl that you love very much and plan to "keep",
makes you laugh has the best personality funny cute and sexy

cheers you up when you are sad, makes you smile constantly by just being her.
always on your mind and just the thought of her brightens up your entire day,
being with her makes you the happiest guy in the world, and there is not one thing you would change about her.
she is the first thing you think of when you wake,and the last thing at night,
if your girl is a keeper hang on to her she makes life worth while
guy1: omg you are so lucky your girl is just perfect
guy2: i know :$ she's a keeper.
by jetaimecommejetedeteste September 8, 2018
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Kewper

Kewper is the best bro you will ever find. He is protective, tough, and can put up quite a fight! he isn't very bright, but will do what is needed to the best of his abilities.He can make a joke out of any predicament that comes his way. He loves dodos, and gaming to the max with his buddies.If you are looking for a cool guy and a best bro, Kewper is the guy!
( He also rules the Thatch Palace )
R.J: Who is that really cool guy?
Guy: Oh, that's that really cool guy, Kewper!
by Death Reaper April 18, 2019
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Kesler-bomb

Sweeping in behind a teammate, friend or family member to intentionally - and unintentionally - appear in video footage or photographs.

Vancouver Canucks center Ryan Kesler has become good at this as of late, magically appearing in post-game interviews behind teammates.
Mark is about to Kesler-bomb Joe and Tina in their wedding portrait. This will not end well.
by pucklady March 31, 2011
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Vagina-Keepers

The "Vagina-Keepers" is an alternative label to the group of "Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists" TERF who act as gatekeepers to womanhood by trying to deny MtF (male to female) trans individuals their identity and access to shared protections, based on their lack of a vagina at birth.
After having spent generations fighting to stop using this reductive criteria.

Vagina Keepers is a tongue-in-cheek cross play on the term Gatekeeper who is a person who controls access to something and The Vagina Monologues, a play criticised for its conflation of vaginas as women and women as their vaginas.
The Vagina-Keepers are notorious for making trans-phobic statements such as "I say I'm a unicorn, so that makes me one" as a means to degrade and diminish the trans experience and existence.
by Tan2016 April 27, 2019
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keeper

Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.

Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.

If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!
by Mr. Dwayne February 20, 2005
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keeper of the lost cities

A book series by Shannon Messenger, following the adventures of The Mysterious Miss F., (Sophie Foster).
Me: Oh my gods, you should totally read Keeper of the Lost Cities!
Me: okay!
by Violet the Empath November 17, 2020
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Keppered

When you're so baked you look retarded.
Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'
by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017
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