keremeta

To possess calves akin to those of a fowl, often connected to dainty feet half the size of regular men’s ones.

Damn, you see those chicken legs? Yeah, that’s a Keremeta alright.

by Only1InTheKnow October 10, 2017

Kerem

Kerem has a huge dick. be very careful about confrontation or he will fuck not only your girlfriend but even your mother.

If you have a Kerem in your class, befriend him. if you get on his nerve he will fuck you in the air on land, flip you over and fuck you straight. If you are a girl you will never rub your cunt, you will never be able to masturbate again. Kerem will meet your 20-year sexual needs at once.

If you want to be Kerem's girlfriend, you have to be careful. because if you make him horny, he can fuck you to death.

girl1= look, there's Kerem!
girl2=...
girl1= can't be!

Kerem has already fucked and killed the girl.

by Hornymanaqw November 21, 2021

Kerem

The coolest guy ever, usually of turkish decent. Loved by all races and is the biggest hit with all the ladies. Usually has a fohawk and a sweet chin strap. Football Star and very athletic.

Synomyms: Dave; Awesome; Tank; Jacked; Turk.

"Kerem is pretty damn tank"

D- Yo Kerem, I saw you pwn at football
K- Ya man, led the team in sacks
D- Sweet, wanna go sack veesta and cheyenne?
K- You know i do!
J- Jacob?

by MarkoVasilic June 7, 2009

Kerrek

Mythical beast named after someone who sent an email to Strong Bad.

And the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.

by Croz March 20, 2003

kerren

1. A wonderful person! A girl with unbelievable beauty, so much intelligence also. Great and sexy body, everybody wants their girlfriend to be a Kerren! Kerrens are the most beautiful of all, and are known to be very wealthy. They are wonderful and very nice people. They are not selfish one bit and are always helping others. They do get a bit emotional at times, but that's what shows they really care! Kerrens are willing to do anything for their family and friends and are known to even take a bullet for them! But Kerrens do know how to fight back, if anyone messes with them seriously, they will stick up for themselves. A Kerren will have a lot of personality's, this includes hyper, funny, weird, cute and annoying! This is an advantage bit on occasions this could be quite bad. A Kerrens look is equivalent to a model and her natural scent is like a rose! Her hair is known to be brown and flows evenly, she is known to have naturally curly hair. But she suits all sorts of hairstyles. Kerrens make amazing friends and they treat them so lovely. They are always determined to do the best they can, in and out of school. Kerrens are truly the best and your very lucky if you know one!

Jack says "Wow, Kerren looks amazing today!"
Cole says "You should ask her out!"
Jack says "I wish I could but...."
Cole says "What? She is stunning!"
Jack says "She's to good for me though!"
Cole says "Oh yeah, I forgot"

by Amy Thomson May 8, 2014

Kerem

Sometimes sweet, sometimes bitter as a lemon... but it's a cute guy and have a truly good heart...

Good fonts says that he's an angel... a truly weird and precious one... those who find him on their lives, will experiment a change on their football preferences and suddenly will love Beşiktaş team... They said it's because of his charm...
He have a teacher's soul... He will teach you ever day, every second...how to draw lines, turkish language...etc etc...
Intelligent, sometimes funny, owner of a beautiful smile... He will win you over with his convincing line of argument...

kerem: do you know Beşiktaş football team?
*** : nop, i don't
Kerem: you look like a Beşiktaş football's fan type
*** : ok, i will be a fan then...

by BJkMerYem May 4, 2010

Kerrek

1.Was smote by Trogdor.
2.Wanted Strong Bad to interview Homsar
3. A palindrome
4.

And Trogdor smote the Kerrek and all was left to burnination.

by Legitimate Homsar May 29, 2003