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Kerplakistan

Its Kraplakistan..... You fucking tard.
Ken: Some cockmuncher put Kerplakistan on urbandictionary.com

Murray: What a fuckhead, everyone knows its Kraplakistan...

Ken: Yeah, what a fag.
by Anonymous May 8, 2003
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Kerplah

A random exclamation used by Sean Penn in Team America: World Police.
Sean Penn: Kerplah!
F.A.G: Kerplah!
by Ethan Muse May 9, 2005
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kerplafers

The universe.The omega. The everything...kerplafers, er tileinkað stelpu með negra rass 0_o
Fuck the kerplafers.
by kobbi March 9, 2008
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kerplamy

*starts dry humping you*
do you wanna kerplamy ?
by sasakizu September 28, 2020
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Kerplackerd

1. To hold your body as flat as you can against a flat surface.

2. Being slung against a flat surface with centrifugal or gravitational force.

3 Contact with a flat vertical surface to appear as if you are laying on it... in any position... as flat as possible.
I was kerplackerd against the wall hoping they wouldn't see me.

Look at all those people spinning on that amusement ride kerplackered against the wall.
by Existance-0 December 24, 2020
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