Kerplatzed

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.

"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."

by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

Kerol

Kerol is a smoking hot girl, who loves house music and swedish house music and ibiza but lives in a crackden. Being off your head on mdma and just crazy.

I went to a rave and went proper kerol!
I went to a rave and there were so many kerols!
Im going to go to ibiza and get so kerolled.

by patsy mccrackhead June 4, 2011

Kerouac

An interpretation of the classic Martini drink thought to be popularized by the post-beat modernist movement. A Kerouac, in traditional form, is 15 parts vermouth with a cold splash of Gin. Kerouac himself was known to "pour a cold glass of Vermouth while glancing at a bottle of gin."

"Are you serious?...Wow...OK, one Kerouac...comin' up."

by Harvey Bennet March 29, 2010

Karolane

Karolane is a very pretty classy girl, she is sweet, adorable intelligent and kind. She will charm you with her beauty. She is a perfectionist, but that's part of her. She dreams and imagines and loves and is really sweet. She comforts you when you're sad or worried. She'll stand by you, no matter what. She's kind of judgemental, but that's only because she's overly protective. She will make you happy and make you smile every single day you are with her.

Karolane is the sweetest.

by amigoosss November 28, 2012

kerflavin

A nonsensical word used to show interest in making a fresh batch of oatmeal.

If you're happy and you know it say kerflavin!

by Alejandro Gamarnick May 7, 2007

Kerplasterfucked

The state of mind you find yourself in when you have drank way too much and can not enjoy being properly drunk anymore

I was too kerplasterfucked to even see straight enough to hit on the ugly chick at the party.

by Ravrin August 16, 2012

Kerblasted

The act of being so incomprehensibly high that one loses all sense of reality and the world blends to create a singularity. Typically used to describe the feeling after a bong rip when you take a step into another dimension. One of the more extreme words that come after the prefix "ker-" (I.e kerklanked and kerblazed)

After Jimmy took the bong rip, he entered a state of being kerblasted and lost all sense of reality. He woke up 5 hours later in a dumpster in New York City. He lives in Hawaii.

by Slimjakie October 26, 2016