Kermitting

The act of making an error whilst driving or cutting someone one off and just looking straight forward pretending you are unaware of what you've just done.

That dickhead is totally kermitting me right now.

by Worlds most unstealthy ninja April 22, 2017

Kermitt

An almighty god that watches over all of us. Turquoise is the Messiah. All hail Kermitt.

DG: "Aw shit, my gf is a fucking buff unstoppable being capable of killing a denizen in two hits."
!!!: "Kermitt is too powerful."

by ExoPoint July 29, 2019

KermitTheFroge

Best velocity player, most handsome many simps so skillful, but keep the Russians away from him, best Minecraft bedwars player too just so seggsy

Man, I wish I could be like KermitTheFroge.

by anonymous April 13, 2021

kermittheshadysider

coolest person to exist. fancy swag fruit. funniest and most beautiful person to exist. <3

“did you see kermittheshadysiders new tiktok”

“yes omg i love them!”

by yourfavoritefruityloser September 7, 2021

KermitThePyro

A Californian that is super hypocritical

Hey man don't be a KermitThePyro!

by ZannTheMann September 11, 2021

Kermitting

A surprisingly satisfying term used to describe a reaction to both moments of pure joy/awesomeness or utter chaos. Can be used in present, past or future tense. Best used as a verb but flexible and adaptable to all kinds of usage.

Jo: Phil! Your car is on fire!

Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.

George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.

by bigbeautifulbrain April 3, 2022

kermitly

KermitIy is a COOL and AWESOME some might not think, but this is a REAL definition.

You are so KERMITLY I wish I was as KERMITLY as you!

by kermitly November 2, 2023