kersten

sex.

wow, i had the best kersten last night it was rediculous!

by blehderdeh May 6, 2009

Kersten

The world"s hottest girl anyone would have sex with accept Miggle

Kersten is so hot I want to have sex with her

by bagpipe2efuk5 February 19, 2019

kresten

The biggest nerd in town

Yo you are such a kresten

by Yee the jackass April 9, 2017

Kersten

when a male or female goat gets enrolled in a Hokey Pokey Dance School and consequently learns how to operate a machine gun as a direct result.

Everybody! DUCK! Its a Kersten, and shes armed!

by Hadid September 7, 2008

Kersten

waste of space and land, the best hair in the world

To the barber: Can I have a Kersten

by we33eeeee2222mk November 1, 2017

krestena

She is a nice weird girl. I don’t think there might be another girl that would be named Krestena but if you are it means a nice weird and a sensitive kid. She will never want to break anyone’s heart. People say she has a nice body and people will fun of her.

Boy:bro you fine

Krestena:oh I know😆

by Brihhhhh May 19, 2018

Frau Kersten

An extremely fat and stupid bitch who loves to eat lots of Chewy Bars whilst her students fail her German tests due to her inability to teach German. Her weaknesses include: falling over, hand sanitizer in her water bottle, cupcakes, and people who speak German fluently.

This fat sea cow enjoys sending her children out of the classroom when they answer her questions.

AKA Frau Cow, Frau Bitchten, Snorlax, Frau Fat ass(es).

Example 1:
Frau Kersten: "Joe, what is the answer?"
Joe: "I don't know"
Frau Kersten: "GET OUT!!!!!!!"

Example 2:
Frau Kersten: "Which one of you put hand sanitizer in my water??!!"

Example 3:
Frau Kersten was going to eat me, but then I handed her a water bottle with German writing on it filled with hand sanitizer and then she exploded.

by Thugnificant925 September 23, 2011