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kering

To ker is to introduce two close, even intimate, friends from completely different spheres of your life, and watch them fall madly in love, within days.
Person A: Wait, isn't that your office mate and your second grade teacher off making out in the corner?

Person B: Yeah, I had a barbecue for my birthday, and invited a bunch of different people who knew me, and before I knew it, I was kering half the people there. My racketball buddy ended up with my dentist, too...

Person A: Wow, a double-kerin at one party? AWESOME!
by boticelli February 7, 2010
mugGet the keringmug.

bic-kering

Arguing over a butane-lighter issue, such as who drained off all the fluid, who should pay for a replacement lighter, etc.
I don't smoke and I try to avoid hanging out with those folks who do, so I mostly avoid da endless bouts of bic-kering dat seem to accompany said nicotine-inflamed-nerved individuals.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
mugGet the bic-keringmug.

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