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Kerb Party

The art of being stupidly drunk whilst sat on a kerb eating pizza and smoking so many fags that you cannot smoke any more. Having a kerb party.
Kate: Hey Amy do you fancy having a Kerb Party this weekend
Amy: Hell yeah they are the best kind of parties in the world
by KatieNoodle June 9, 2007
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Kerb Sausage

A dog poo near the kerb stone of the pavement
Whilst walking down the strret the other day i stepped right in a kerb sausage.
by clunge trumpet December 12, 2010
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kerb crawler

A 4x4 "off-road" vehicle that have never left the street - the furthest off-road it will ever get is the kerb
Hey buddy, nice kerb crawler you got there, shame about the mud on your Pirelli's though...
by ShadyCraig September 21, 2005
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Bumped the kerb

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
by Butler069 September 23, 2016
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Biting the kerb

The cruel, disgraceful and inhumane act of a specific way of murder; when one makes their victim open their mouth wide and bite down on the side of the kerb that is a 90 degree angle or as close to, and then stomps hard on the back of their head/neck. Causing the victims jaw to break into his skull, and his skull to move into his jaw. Causing a collision that results in a painful death.
How did he kill him?" "Biting the kerb"
by ShakAttaque April 5, 2011
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bite the kerb

Said in situations when you want someone to die, when approached by a mugger or someone who wants to steal something from a human, you say 'bite the kerb', in the style of American History X. When you feel the rage you get when someone tries to steal something from someone who worked for money, then all you want to do is either kill the bastard or wound him very much.
Mugger - 'Gimme your money bruv or I'll bore you up'

You - 'Fuck off and bite the kerb you cunt'
by Tibor May 3, 2005
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On kerb

When your skills have gone to shit and you need to take a break
Dylan: Fuck, this is the 3rd game in a row I've lost!
Randy: ye u must be on kerb m8
by Swagleyy January 21, 2015
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