The art of being stupidly drunk whilst sat on a kerb eating pizza and smoking so many fags that you cannot smoke any more. Having a kerb party.
Kate: Hey Amy do you fancy having a Kerb Party this weekend
Amy: Hell yeah they are the best kind of parties in the world
Amy: Hell yeah they are the best kind of parties in the world
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A 4x4 "off-road" vehicle that have never left the street - the furthest off-road it will ever get is the kerb
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Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
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Get the Bumped the kerb mug.The cruel, disgraceful and inhumane act of a specific way of murder; when one makes their victim open their mouth wide and bite down on the side of the kerb that is a 90 degree angle or as close to, and then stomps hard on the back of their head/neck. Causing the victims jaw to break into his skull, and his skull to move into his jaw. Causing a collision that results in a painful death.
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