When someone wants to fuck with you, so you push them into the gutter, lift up their face and use your foot to smash their face against the gutter kerb. Resulting in a bloody mess.
by WReCkeD Yo fACe May 27, 2009
Get the Kerb Stompmug. When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
by Butler069 September 23, 2016
Get the Bumped the kerbmug. It's similar to a kerb stomp.
You put someone's face against a kerb like if he was kissing it and then you hit him in the back of the head. Bloody and potentially lethal.
You put someone's face against a kerb like if he was kissing it and then you hit him in the back of the head. Bloody and potentially lethal.
In the book the City and the City by C. Miéville :
" A young man called Avid Avid left bleeding from the head after taking a kerb-kiss from a racist..."
A scene at the beginning of American History X where Edward Norton totally gives a kerb kiss to a guy.( He kills him and then goes to jail)
" A young man called Avid Avid left bleeding from the head after taking a kerb-kiss from a racist..."
A scene at the beginning of American History X where Edward Norton totally gives a kerb kiss to a guy.( He kills him and then goes to jail)
by Ababakar November 8, 2010
Get the kerb kissmug. The cruel, disgraceful and inhumane act of a specific way of murder; when one makes their victim open their mouth wide and bite down on the side of the kerb that is a 90 degree angle or as close to, and then stomps hard on the back of their head/neck. Causing the victims jaw to break into his skull, and his skull to move into his jaw. Causing a collision that results in a painful death.
by ShakAttaque April 5, 2011
Get the Biting the kerbmug. Said in situations when you want someone to die, when approached by a mugger or someone who wants to steal something from a human, you say 'bite the kerb', in the style of American History X. When you feel the rage you get when someone tries to steal something from someone who worked for money, then all you want to do is either kill the bastard or wound him very much.
by Tibor May 3, 2005
Get the bite the kerbmug. When someone wants to fuck with you, so you push them into the gutter, lift up their face and use your foot to smash their face against the gutter kerb. Resulting in a bloody mess.
by xcellent May 28, 2009
Get the Kerb Stompmug. by clunge trumpet December 12, 2010
Get the Kerb Sausagemug.