An extremely handsome man, who upon closer inspection is determined to be superficial, and shallow or "plastic" as well as having significantly smaller than normal or virtually nonexistent (male)genitalia.
Alice: Hey, how was the date with the Cop?
Jenny: Awful. Total Ken Doll. Don't waste the pretty, baby.
Jenny: Awful. Total Ken Doll. Don't waste the pretty, baby.
by BrnEyes July 18, 2008
Get the Ken Dollmug. When a guy pulls his scrotum up and over his penis hiding everything in his sack. The result.. looking like a true to life Ken Doll.
Ricky came out of the bathroom and had put his sack over his penis, I screamed and he said "Hey, Barbie Girl, I am your Ken Doll"
by Cainon Stone August 6, 2014
Get the Ken Dollmug. omg, I was up all night Ken dolling about Craig. Too bad i couldn’t take advantage of him in the backseat of my Barbie car.
by Smorefun February 7, 2023
Get the Ken Dollingmug. by skrecko May 26, 2019
Get the Ken dollmug. A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)
Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"
by Fried glue February 27, 2017
Get the Ken Doll Situationmug. by Chilltown January 12, 2008
Get the ken doll linesmug. An open view but with nothing to look at . Often of flat land that has no focus, defining feature or punch to it . Although better than no view at all , less desirable than ocean, skyline or park . Similar to where one pulls down the pants of a Ken doll and sees there is nothing to look at .
That new Chicago condo Miller bought is on a high floor , but faces west , away from the lake or skyline . There is a view , but nothing to look at , it’s a real Ken Doll view .
by Peepcreep December 18, 2021
Get the Ken Doll Viewmug.