Keling

When one climbs through the back of a carcass of a recently deceased beached whale and climb up to the blow hole then jumping out with fireworks attached to your arms

Boy 1: Mate I've got to go to court, I'm getting sued by WWF for keling

Boy 2: Brilliant!

by ZAINZAC November 7, 2012

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Kele Okereke

Hero.

Oh my.., you saved that small blind child from a potential roadside oil slip accident... your like, a kele okereke!!

by Redgrave February 11, 2009

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Kele is an amazing man who will always be there for you when you need help, he is sweet and an amazing father, brother or friend, he will look strong but act soft, he might get mad but just know that he will be the one to apologize! He will love you for eternity, he has wholesome heart which will burst once he see’s someone he loves, he is hilarious with a slight craziness to him! He is so fun and will let you do anything as long as he’s there. He has a bad taste in clothes but will look good in them! If you get to have him in your life then keep him, stay with him, love him because he will love you as much as you do!

Woah, how does Kele (man) look so good..?

by Kaylie Jackson Murphy May 11, 2020

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Kelese

She's the one that everyone wants to whine with at a party because shes got the biggest back and biggest tits and is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Person 1: Have you seen Kelese at the party?
Person 2: Yeah theres a cue of 30 man to whine with her.

by roadmantrainee November 6, 2016

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