Keithing around

verb / gerund

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:

Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:

Not much, I’m just Keithing around.

Person 1:

When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.

by Bermuder April 24, 2023

Keithen

The most annoying piece of shit man you will ever meet. Keithens are the future enders of the world! Usually they cause things to take much longer then they should. They never get girls, they think they have friends, but they don't. Most of the time they have tiny-no dicks.

John: Hey, your keithen!
Will:No, I'm not a keithen!

Will: Hey, your keithen!
Keithen: Yeah, hi!
Will: Ha! You admit it, you are a keithen!

by Bobby Leonard December 26, 2016

Keithing around

To goof off

Today I felt like just keithing around

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Keithin

A person who makes up ridiculous lies for clout.

Stop keithin my guy.

by Butt crack molester August 7, 2022

Keithing

(Verb or gerund) used to describe a rockstar lifestyle, one which normally involves multiple women, guitar playing and living life to the full, regardless of age.

Dude 1: Luiz is such a player. Playing music to live audiences, chasing every single woman and living life free and easy.

Dude 2: yeah, he’s just Keithing about

by Bermuder April 24, 2023

Keithing It

When you blow a load on top of a desk in the middle of class

Keith was keithing it on the desk to Minecraft porn in the middle of math class

by DeviousGooner February 21, 2025

Keithing it

Whenever you’re totally keithing out. Keithing has many insertions in conversations..you can really just replace any word with keith/keithing.

Cool dude; woah!! He’s totally keithing it??
Lame dude; broseph what does that even mean..
Cool dude; keith up with the program bro..

by Gnarlybro67 October 9, 2025