Keffers

slang term for kfc in England

question: do you want a keffers?

answer: nah i want a maccies today

by bigboybADD March 4, 2021

keffer

1. one whose two eyebrows are surged together by nasty hairs
2. one whose single brow that stretches across your face)

Norbert looks like such a keffer; he really needs to pick up some tweezers.

by Jape May 20, 2004

keffed

Euphemism for 'fucked'.

"Oh man, I'm totally keffed if I don't do this homework!"

by Ell Dude April 23, 2004

keffe

A finnish word used to descride someone autistic

Vittu sä oot keffe mee töihin.

by mauri666 November 25, 2019

Keffen

uncommon english slang use for someone who has been mentaly aroused by drugs which have, therefore led him to a 'gormful' life in which things appear slower and stranger to the person in question. Furthermore, the person deemed to have done a keffen or branded a Keffen seem to have thrown common scence out of a 9 story window to which it has been demoralised to a common toad. Simple things seem a challenge and more intermidiate actions seem frightful or impossible.

1)"mate thats your Television not the toilet" 2)"Fuck off" 1)"You my friend are a keffen"

1)"im elergic to nuts but i thought that they would tell me" 2)"You have just done a keffen mate."

by kanerockgod February 7, 2007

Keffer

A hot sexy convict boyfriend who smokes a shit ton of Reefer, and loves deeply.

My boyfriend Keffer smokes too much reefer, the chiefer of the keif.

by BEENBEAN February 27, 2019

kerfetching

to bitch or complain without justifiable reason on a regular basis . usually about something trivial .

The outside tables and ashtrays were cleaned regularly and the chairs rearranged to an orderly fashion when vacated . one beer bobby / can you give me cig was #KERFETCHING# about the commotion caused .

by prassino December 5, 2012