by Sanandraomo December 26, 2008
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It mocks how the far-right cling to their race and cultural purity narrative and how the far-left clings to their racial victimhood narrative with an parody of extreme patriotism and an oppression narrative about how the Normiestan and the Cuckistan nations oppressed the Kekistani people.
It mocks how the far-right cling to their race and cultural purity narrative and how the far-left clings to their racial victimhood narrative with an parody of extreme patriotism and an oppression narrative about how the Normiestan and the Cuckistan nations oppressed the Kekistani people.
Let us prosecute a meme jihad against the Normies in the name of almighty KEK and the glorious nation of Kekistan
by Deus Dex July 12, 2017
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A popular hiding place for contraband such as drugs, especially in prison. The anus. Usually the contraband is wrapped in a condom.
by veritone January 16, 2009
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I wouldn't get into her dude. Word on the street is, she's just trying to Kekistani Boombox with someone.
by DetectiveB January 13, 2018
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prison guy1: "I made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush"
prison guy2: "Where is it?"
prison guy1: "I gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5"
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prison guy1: "I made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush"
prison guy2: "Where is it?"
prison guy1: "I gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5"
by Jeff S. June 4, 2005
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Kekistan is a country known for many things. They are many different stories of how Kekistan came to be but the one true one would place it in the current place of Ethiopia. After a rebel group of hackers known as 4chan hacked all of Ethiopia's dirt in 2000 B.C they took the land over and created the great nation known as Kekistan.
Kekistan is a country known for many things. They are many different stories of how Kekistan came to be but the one true one would place it in the current place of Ethiopia. After a rebel group of hackers known as 4chan hacked all of Ethiopia's dirt in 2000 B.C they took the land over and created the great nation known as Kekistan.
by idoitforfree June 2, 2017
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