kebab 

Some turkish meat-meal. Today there are many kebab shops in Europe. Kebab is accepted as some kind of fast-food. Should be eaten in turkey for the real kebab that is not totally pig shit.

Kebab is usually made from street animals in Europe, mostly cats.

kebab by BerserkedHobo July 24, 2010

kebab 

Female genitalia that has become enlarged and wrinkled to the point that it resembles two select slices of donar meat.

"You are a fine young man! Wanna chew on my kebab?"

kebab by Stockers August 25, 2003

Kebab 

Refers to a girl who is not good at pole dancing.
She is not very aesthetic while spinning around the pole so she looks like a kebab.

- Rob: "This dancer is not very good..."
- Jun: "Yeah, she's such a kebab"

Kebab by sapristi August 6, 2021

kebab 

what you eat in scotland when u r totally pished out ur nut and u got the munchies at about 4am

haww neeber fancy a kebab

ayy mann

kebab by sonja March 2, 2004

kebab 

anglo-turkish delicacy

consisting of lamb doner, salad, sperm and body odour

but still...it tastes pretty damn good

hey man, did i even ask for mayonaise in my kebab?

kebab by S_d September 1, 2008

kebab 

when something is good and bad at the same moment. sort of like sweet and sour. delicious yet shitty. not always great but still gives you raging hard boners.

Davis Manivanh walks into a crowded party

"What's up Niggas?"

Everyone stares and gives him a weird look

"What my niggaz?"

They are all black.

He thinks he may be racist...

"I'm sorry I'm calling you niggers" says Davis with his shit eating grin

The party people yell
"hooooooooooe"

then they say

"Nah nigga, you just smell kebab right now"


Davis looks confused.
"What's Kebab?"


Jamal, one of the guys at the party, goes up to Davis slowly....

"Nigga it's when you smell like flowers and baby dookie at the same time. You need a diaper my nigga."

Davis says, "Like an Ethiopian after a long day of being Ethiopian?"

He says

"Yes my niggaer you smell like an onion dipped in honey"

Davis blushes and pulls out his penis

"My dick, it's my dick that smells kebab!"

"All you ladies suck my kebaby dick"

"I'm serious, SUCK THIS KeBABY dick!!!!"

the party ends and Davis leaves with no dick because all the girls love the Kebab.

Everyone loves the kebab.

Niggas love the kebab.

kebab by Davis Manivanh (206)6017313 March 30, 2009

Kebab 

The insirtion of penis into both ends of a person at the same time

oh my god im a kebab

Kebab by Robby d October 15, 2003