Female genitalia that has become enlarged and wrinkled to the point that it resembles two select slices of donar meat.
by Stockers August 25, 2003
Get the kebabmug. by sonja March 2, 2004
Get the kebabmug. anglo-turkish delicacy
consisting of lamb doner, salad, sperm and body odour
but still...it tastes pretty damn good
consisting of lamb doner, salad, sperm and body odour
but still...it tastes pretty damn good
by S_d September 1, 2008
Get the kebabmug. when something is good and bad at the same moment. sort of like sweet and sour. delicious yet shitty. not always great but still gives you raging hard boners.
Davis Manivanh walks into a crowded party
"What's up Niggas?"
Everyone stares and gives him a weird look
"What my niggaz?"
They are all black.
He thinks he may be racist...
"I'm sorry I'm calling you niggers" says Davis with his shit eating grin
The party people yell
"hooooooooooe"
then they say
"Nah nigga, you just smell kebab right now"
Davis looks confused.
"What's Kebab?"
Jamal, one of the guys at the party, goes up to Davis slowly....
"Nigga it's when you smell like flowers and baby dookie at the same time. You need a diaper my nigga."
Davis says, "Like an Ethiopian after a long day of being Ethiopian?"
He says
"Yes my niggaer you smell like an onion dipped in honey"
Davis blushes and pulls out his penis
"My dick, it's my dick that smells kebab!"
"All you ladies suck my kebaby dick"
"I'm serious, SUCK THIS KeBABY dick!!!!"
the party ends and Davis leaves with no dick because all the girls love the Kebab.
Everyone loves the kebab.
Niggas love the kebab.
"What's up Niggas?"
Everyone stares and gives him a weird look
"What my niggaz?"
They are all black.
He thinks he may be racist...
"I'm sorry I'm calling you niggers" says Davis with his shit eating grin
The party people yell
"hooooooooooe"
then they say
"Nah nigga, you just smell kebab right now"
Davis looks confused.
"What's Kebab?"
Jamal, one of the guys at the party, goes up to Davis slowly....
"Nigga it's when you smell like flowers and baby dookie at the same time. You need a diaper my nigga."
Davis says, "Like an Ethiopian after a long day of being Ethiopian?"
He says
"Yes my niggaer you smell like an onion dipped in honey"
Davis blushes and pulls out his penis
"My dick, it's my dick that smells kebab!"
"All you ladies suck my kebaby dick"
"I'm serious, SUCK THIS KeBABY dick!!!!"
the party ends and Davis leaves with no dick because all the girls love the Kebab.
Everyone loves the kebab.
Niggas love the kebab.
by Davis Manivanh (206)6017313 March 30, 2009
Get the kebabmug. (n.) Greasy turkish food that, unlike the north american 'taco' does not encourage rapid bowel movement, which in turn results in rapid foot movement to a sanitation area. Favoured by inhabitants of essex, England.
mmm, kebab!
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
Get the kebabmug. by big kebab April 23, 2006
Get the kebabmug. 1)meaning "grilled or broiled meat". encased in pita bread with salad. a typically lebanese food group.
2)to piss tony off.
2)to piss tony off.
by uleh December 28, 2005
Get the kebabmug.