A Kearney is a type of cunt mostly found in Ireland. Their presence is most prevelant in areas of Co. Louth in particular.
Kearney's can normally be recognised by a balding crown, usually dotted with small amounts of ungroomed red hair.
They often have poor eyesight and can find sunlight very difficult. Due to this drawback, Kearney's are most active at night, spending their time foraging for discarded tampons, a Kearney's favourite food.
Kearney's can normally be recognised by a balding crown, usually dotted with small amounts of ungroomed red hair.
They often have poor eyesight and can find sunlight very difficult. Due to this drawback, Kearney's are most active at night, spending their time foraging for discarded tampons, a Kearney's favourite food.
by armpitofireland July 13, 2009
When someone is in first place, and expected to win, but then at the last possible moment another person beats them unexpectedly.
Anna: Omg I was SOOO in first place for track but then Todd TOTALLY ended up Pulling a Kearney on me.
Joss: That Sucks!
Joss: That Sucks!
by expectant gold April 12, 2010
by Your mom 🌊 October 16, 2019
A man who is very handsome and a very good math teacher. He has abs of steel, maybe not steel but titatnium. He is very strong and handsome. He gets girls everyday and would be considered a demigod
by bigbeater2983 August 26, 2022
An individual who perpetually shun's any real attempt at socialising in favour of constantly driving.
Individual Reaching Out 1: Hey man! Come have a beer and join the party!
Tom Kearney: (Mumbles something coherently then scurries for his car in a ratlike fashion)
Individual Reaching Out 2: Don't bother dude, that guy's a real Tom Kearney.
Person 1: You coming to get rudy-boozed tonight?
Person 2: Nah, im driving then probably gonna go home early to pick my girlfriend and her mates up for no money somewhere 80 miles away.
Person 1: Dude , your such a Tom Kearney.
Tom Kearney: (Mumbles something coherently then scurries for his car in a ratlike fashion)
Individual Reaching Out 2: Don't bother dude, that guy's a real Tom Kearney.
Person 1: You coming to get rudy-boozed tonight?
Person 2: Nah, im driving then probably gonna go home early to pick my girlfriend and her mates up for no money somewhere 80 miles away.
Person 1: Dude , your such a Tom Kearney.
by tomsmate November 06, 2011
A school located in Rochester, NY which has no real educational value. They were on the verge of closing because of extremely low admissions; so they went and begged from, who else, Golisano. Now they have laptops and think they're the shit. Anybody who has ever stepped foot inside during school hours KNOW it smells like dookie. All of the students there are either geeks, stoners, or snotty nosed kids.
by Anonymous. ha-ha October 28, 2007
Old bald headed man with a small small dick who lives in Kearney Nebraska and loves for guys to poop on him.
by Peg Boy May 03, 2011