1 definition by RAVAGEx1
A big massive sexy cunt. His aura lights up the room as soon as he walks in. Everyone is in for the night of their lives when Kearney is out. Anyone would be lucky to call Kearney their love monkey.
Random girl: holy fuck who’s that absolute hunk on the bench press?
Other random girl: that’s Kearney I’ve wanted to fuck him so bad as soon as i laid eyes on him
Other random girl: that’s Kearney I’ve wanted to fuck him so bad as soon as i laid eyes on him
by RAVAGEx1 November 23, 2021