The dirty keagen is when you put shards of glass on the side of your dick and do oral sex to when she bleeds
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by a friend 🌮 November 25, 2016
Get the Keaten mug.Often mistaken as a dork, the sweetest person you will ever meet. Someone that would make an amazing mate and hubby. May act like a toughie but under his swoopy brown hair and huge muscles is a big heart. Insanely smart and the most hardworking person you will ever meet. Has the prettiest blue eyes. Reacts negatively to sarcasm but has the ability to make you smile and laugh and feel like the most important person in the world.
by tabbyj March 14, 2012
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With it's stereotypical hacker-montage music it will make you feel like a big hecker of the interweeb.
With it's stereotypical hacker-montage music it will make you feel like a big hecker of the interweeb.
Computer: "Sony Vegas Downloaded"
King: Vegas 8... Sony Vegas Keygen...
*music starts*
King: EPIIIIIIIIII-
King: Vegas 8... Sony Vegas Keygen...
*music starts*
King: EPIIIIIIIIII-
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Not understand anything at all.
Not understand anything at all.
In our project meeting this afternoon, he used a Keaveney tactic, but the team ignored his request knowing it was ludicrous.
by Flying_Monkeys December 15, 2022
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Damn there's keaten
by Jailssa is a piece of shit February 16, 2018
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Regular: that type of shit that make the girls dick drunk and lockjaw. It is commonly seen playing baseball with the moon but it can sometimes be seen in the constellations, a "heavenly body" of sorts.
Regular: that type of shit that make the girls dick drunk and lockjaw. It is commonly seen playing baseball with the moon but it can sometimes be seen in the constellations, a "heavenly body" of sorts.
Yolanda: OMG!!! LAST NIGHT'S PARTY WAS LIT! CAN YOU BELIEVE I GOT SOME OF DAT KEAGAN DICK
Rashanda: YOU TALKING ABOUT KEAGANS DICK?
Yolanda: HELLS YA SISTA!!
*proceeds to high five *
Rashanda: YOU TALKING ABOUT KEAGANS DICK?
Yolanda: HELLS YA SISTA!!
*proceeds to high five *
by y'all_reddy_know September 13, 2016
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