keydonym

words that can be spelled using the same keys on a 9-digit keypad of a cell phone; often discovered when attempting to use predictive texting.

"I can't believe my girlfriend dumped me after I texted her that I wanted to fuck her puppy. I had no idea that was a keydonym for pussy. Damn."

also: home, good, hoof, goof, and gone

: hate, gate, have, gave, and gaud

by keydonymist August 31, 2009

Keaton Garbage

When you slide in Steal The Bacon (A game played in phys ed) You sir are cheating

Keaton:Your cheating due to sliding. Andrew: Well they never said we couldn't slide.Hello Keaton Garbage.

by UjvalHater7 December 17, 2018

kerdonkulous

soft and creamy
weak

that ice cream was kerdonkulous

by seamus finnigan September 8, 2008

Keanon

Probably the greatest name ever. Keanon's (Also spelled Keenan, Kenan, Kenon, etc.) are confident, funny, and smell nice. They're smart, open to many ideas, and often help out those in need (albeit mostly for their own, often malicious, purposes.) Some people believe they are arrogant, a little vulgar, vindictive, and malicious but who cares what they think? :D

Today I got a text message from Keanon telling me to watch out for rain today. So I brought my umbrella. I thought he was just being nice, but turns out he also needed something to stop the rain from hitting him. :/

by Anonymous Mexican October 13, 2011

keaona

The most sexiest and prettiest girl you'll ever see. She's funny, cute, and stubborn. She'll light up you're world.

I like Keaona

by Nahdhs s a February 2, 2017

Kadonka Dankles

When kankles just can't cut it. If you see hooves, you will know.

Nothing can knock that bitch over, she's got some Kadonka Dankles supporting her ass!

by PaddingtonBearCoat October 24, 2014

Keaton

The best guy you will ever meet. He has perfect blue eyes. He second guesses himself even tho he's perfect. Usually only dates one girl for a long time and is very committed. He has the best friends ever. And he makes an amazing boyfriend. He's the best kisserrr ever. Anyone who meets him will fall in love with him right away.

Keaton's girlfriend: can I please have Keaton for the night? I want to me with him this time alone
Keaton's friends: no way! We get Keaton!

by Yassss September 15, 2014