Getting stopped on your way to leave to (lunch, home, drop a deuce etc.) by an inquisitive urchin asking questions he should probably already know the answer to.
by laskowmatic January 10, 2014
Get the kaijacked mug.A strong, brave, gorgeous, talented girl. Shy when she first meets someone but after she opens up she’s the most funny person ever. She’s one of the best people you’ll ever meet. She’s supportive of those she loves. She’s loyal. She’s also great at art. She’s my absolute bestfriend and i dont know what id do without her
Katija is fucking gorgeous
by Bear0831 September 3, 2019
Get the Katija mug.Kavia is supposedly the name of a very very unknown, uncommon Greek or roman goddess, though I have yet to find the goddess despite my hours upon hours of searching.
Kavia is the best friend you could ever ask for. She is aggressive. But this is to your advantage. She will most definitely stand up for you if you are friends. Not kidding, like, hit a girl in the head with a dictionary, aggressive! Probably the temper associated with her bright red hair.
Kavia gets jealous easily, but she's most likely better than you in every way possible already (or thinks she is)...so don't worry about it.
Kavia is also insanely skinny. You will be worried at one point in your friendship about her eating habits, but I assure you, she IS eating, A LOT! She just has some creepy ability to never gain a pound.
At the end of the day, Kavia is a great friend that is good for you to have, keep her around. After a while, she'll be done dealing with your crap, and will give up on you. So be sure to make an effort.
Kavia is the best friend you could ever ask for. She is aggressive. But this is to your advantage. She will most definitely stand up for you if you are friends. Not kidding, like, hit a girl in the head with a dictionary, aggressive! Probably the temper associated with her bright red hair.
Kavia gets jealous easily, but she's most likely better than you in every way possible already (or thinks she is)...so don't worry about it.
Kavia is also insanely skinny. You will be worried at one point in your friendship about her eating habits, but I assure you, she IS eating, A LOT! She just has some creepy ability to never gain a pound.
At the end of the day, Kavia is a great friend that is good for you to have, keep her around. After a while, she'll be done dealing with your crap, and will give up on you. So be sure to make an effort.
by Middles November 4, 2012
Get the Kavia mug.She is the most beautiful girl on earth, she is so cute, she has her own way to look at life which makes her different from all the other girls.
by !123456789! September 21, 2011
Get the Kavina mug.Who's Kavian? Simply put, a God among men, the future ruler of the world, and a fine pimp that ain't afraid to slap you across the face with his cock.
It is said that when He was born, color was given to the world and two neighboring stars exploded; ushering in the greatest era in human history.
Kavian was a creation of "The Force". When created, he weighed about a stunning 21 lbs (12 lbs was his penis alone). Without parents or guidance, He was raised by a pack of wild wolves, named Alpha-Wolf at age 3, and solved a rubix cube underwater blindfolded at age 3-AND-A-HALF.
His middle name is "Ballsacko-Grande", Swahili for "The-Chosen-One". In 1996, He was named heir to Swaziland's thrown and led them to unknown advancements in medical science and geography.
After his single-handed victory of World War II, Kavian was named "The Jesus" by the Tibetan Monks. His title signified Him as being the one to bring balance to the elements of the world.
Kavian is a man known for his kindness. Back in Nam' He created the "I have a Dream" speech for his boy, Martin Luther King, Jr. He took no credit in creating it. Later, he hunted down the man responsible for MLK's (AKA Big Daddy Martin) assassination and brutally killed the man.
No mercy.
"The-Most-Interesting-Man-In-The-World" relinquished his position to Kavian.
So next time you're down at the lowest point in your life ask yourself this: "What would Kavian do." Either way, you probably wont be able to do what He would do.
It is said that when He was born, color was given to the world and two neighboring stars exploded; ushering in the greatest era in human history.
Kavian was a creation of "The Force". When created, he weighed about a stunning 21 lbs (12 lbs was his penis alone). Without parents or guidance, He was raised by a pack of wild wolves, named Alpha-Wolf at age 3, and solved a rubix cube underwater blindfolded at age 3-AND-A-HALF.
His middle name is "Ballsacko-Grande", Swahili for "The-Chosen-One". In 1996, He was named heir to Swaziland's thrown and led them to unknown advancements in medical science and geography.
After his single-handed victory of World War II, Kavian was named "The Jesus" by the Tibetan Monks. His title signified Him as being the one to bring balance to the elements of the world.
Kavian is a man known for his kindness. Back in Nam' He created the "I have a Dream" speech for his boy, Martin Luther King, Jr. He took no credit in creating it. Later, he hunted down the man responsible for MLK's (AKA Big Daddy Martin) assassination and brutally killed the man.
No mercy.
"The-Most-Interesting-Man-In-The-World" relinquished his position to Kavian.
So next time you're down at the lowest point in your life ask yourself this: "What would Kavian do." Either way, you probably wont be able to do what He would do.
"Kavian died five years ago, but Death is to afraid to tell him."
~J.F.K
"Kavian's tears cure cancer... to bad he never cries."
~Django
"Kavian counted to infinity... twice."
~Tupac
"Kavian is the reason Waldo is hiding."
~New York Times
~J.F.K
"Kavian's tears cure cancer... to bad he never cries."
~Django
"Kavian counted to infinity... twice."
~Tupac
"Kavian is the reason Waldo is hiding."
~New York Times
by Swag-Yolo420Blaze May 8, 2013
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Get the Kavia mug.Body of a goddess. Often times a player, taking advantage of innocent guys making them victim to her charm. They fall in love with her and whoops! She disappears, it's as if she wasn't even there. She rides dick like a jockey and her vagina is great. She's artistic and always trying to find a way on making more money even if it includes conning men. Kadijah is selfish but so hot that it overpowers her selfishness. She's extremely sexy, thick in the right places. Her body produces a perfect silhouette and most guys are dying to tear her ass up. Kadijah makes a good girlfriend but there's a lot of competition on her partner and so it complicates things.
She's everything a guy could ever dream of but she's dangerous as well. She'll break your heart and drink wine after. If she genuinely love you though, you're a lucky guy because your dream may have just came true.
She's everything a guy could ever dream of but she's dangerous as well. She'll break your heart and drink wine after. If she genuinely love you though, you're a lucky guy because your dream may have just came true.
Josh: Kadijah and I are finally together!
Tyler: Woah! How'd you manage to make that happen? She's too perfect!
Tyler: Woah! How'd you manage to make that happen? She's too perfect!
by Paris😂 December 28, 2017
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