A type of metaphor in which the relation between tenor and vehicle is so tenuous that the teen agent has left the slaughterhouse, so to speak. Elvis and abattoir recline in agist spurge, a cow cannot understand the bolt before the blow, i.e. ante-cere-bellum-blown-out -- the serendippitydo-dah of the youngering 70s killdren slayed and escapaded before a klein of narrative nippledumb. Thens the phrase, "cow clobber metaphor."
I just gave one. I just gave one again. (get it?)
by Morty McBluntkunt February 14, 2005
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Insult, although not a derogatory term. Shortened form of "emak engkau hijau", which literally translates to "your mother is green". First found from a video of two Malay boys arguing in a park, with one of them proceeding to say the above phrase. Later scenes show them engaging in a fistfight.

This phrase has become the mother of all insults in the Malay-speaking world of the Internet, although some say in the SouthEast Asian world of the Internet as well. This phrase is popular among Malaysian netizens when foreigners say stupid things about Malaysia or Malaysians.
"Bodoh"
"Bodoh babi mak kau hijau"

Foreign politician: "Malaysia's COVID-19 situation is so dire that they bury the dead on the roadside."
Malaysian netizens: "Mak kau hijau"
by antifier April 18, 2020
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It is simply a roast.
Meaning Your Mother Is Green
Kids in Malaysia use this roast its kind of a signature roast.
by Dat_Boi_Unity February 4, 2017
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"Mak kau hijau" is a Malay phrase which literally translates in English "Your mother is green".

This phrase origin came from a video that went viral in Malaysia about 2 kids was insulting each other. One of the kid spontaneously said "Mak kau hijau" maybe because out of words after being insulted and angry at same time. The reason it went viral because that phrase has no meaning of insult at all and it is funny when he said that. That is why netizens of Malaysian keep spamming each other with this phrase at that time more just like to joke with each other.

The phrase itself has no insult meaning but when foreigners comment something bad about Malaysia, they will get floods of reply "Mak kau hijau".
by Master_M September 21, 2020
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a harmless insult used by Malaysians to insult other people that they don't like.
adam : "WOI BUTO MAK KAU HIJAU SIAL"

ahmad : "BAPAK KO RAINBOW BODO"
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Kepala bapak kau means your dad/father head

Kepala = head

Bapak/bapa = dad/father
Kau = you
It's a curse words in malay that commonly used
Ali : I want to eat poop
Abu : Kepala bapak kau!
by yourmalaycursingteacher March 22, 2022
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"Mak kau hijau basically your mom is green. In Malaysia, this phrase usually being used when someone want to curse at someone in polite way. You just need to say the phrase without adding any words.
"Mak kau hijau!"
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