Katanatard

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.

I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009

catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa)

Is the result when an ordinary event becomes a cataclysm of epic measures.

It is fail of epic measures.

Yesterday party was catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa).

How did you do your exam?
- It was catafuckinstrophe, I didn't know anything

by Andrija Japrak July 21, 2009

Chainsaw Katana

The most powerful weapon in all existence. It has been known to cause multiple emotions in humans, the two most common being fear and sexual desire. It is thought that chuck norris himself crafted this destroyer of worlds. Photographs and drawings of the divine weapon must have an explosion photo shopped in the background so that the paper doesn't burn up from the awesomeness.

Man 1: Did you hear about that planet exploding the other day?
Man 2: Yeah, must have been a Chainsaw Katana

by joeydud15 August 30, 2013

katja

Katja is a girl who will always have your back. she can be competitive at times, and you don't want her on your bad side. she has a fun bubbly personality, and loves having loyal friends! most would love to be her, and others are jealous of her. she is athletic, pretty and incredibly funny! we all need a Katja in our lives!

P1: Dang, who's that pretty girl over there with everyone crowding round her?
P2: Oh that's Katja, that popular chick I told you about
P1: Oh god, I need to go introduce myself-
P2: But be cool dude, remember.

by TotallyKC February 14, 2021

Katja

Katja is a person with a very good sense of humor. She is very kind and always prepared to help out and listen to others. She is very passionate about what she does and about life itself. She loves sports but also loves to relax. She is a good friend and an great lover.

Katja

by bredica February 3, 2010

Katavah

THat really hot girl that is like uber smart and would so whip your butt in a debate. She sees the world as it is, a messed up place, and she analyzes it accordingly, finding many faults and always coming with some reply. She also cannot be match with in a duel of wits. So dont try.

~Dude...that 10 year old girl just showed me up. She must be a Katavah.
-How old are you?
~27 man!!`
-Yeah, she is a Katavah.

by The~Long~Strider May 3, 2005

Kadaja

Kadaja is a fun,crazy,down to earth girl!She is always being herrself and stays introble.Kadaja is the loudest in the halls of fame but is willing to do anything for her friends but yet still trying to keep her hands clean of any drama.Kadaja is a awesome girl and is very classy.She will try her very best to put a smile on your face even though you may not notice it.Kadaja brings the party and only the luckiest guy ever gets to be in the presence of Kadaja!She dose'nt just like any boy in her sight of eye she looks for the things that really matter.Kadaja is very protective about the things she love and she likes playing with her friends and having a faithful boyfriend around in town.One thing Kadaja hates is to fight she's to classy for that and thats just not her.Kadaja's sence of humor is very plesant at times.Kadaja is a name of ''Love All Over''

Mann I need a girlfriend A.S.A.P!

Well to bad you not getting Kadaja!

Bruh I bet I can pull her if I wanted to!

Umm no you cant! your not her type!

Well fuck it!

Yea I thought so she my girl and she loves me!

Bye!

by markus g December 3, 2010