Kasmoopled

To be slapped fiercely with a J-cloth or a Shamwow after being shot in the arm by an air pistol.

Jerry: Hey, pretty lady, wanna go back to my place and get kasmoopled?
Habibette: NO WAY BITCHFACE
See Steal

by Miguel_Rodriguez September 11, 2011

ksimon

a married gay couple who live in london, one a fat neek with shite hair and the other a skinny bellend with equally as shite hair. they balance each other out pretty well actually.

have you heard of ksimon?
crikey mate course i bloody have! ksimon is pog

by drbulge October 3, 2020

Kasim

this man is the most attractive guy to ever walk this earth. he is kind, considerate, and ridiculously fucking talented . literally, he could do anything he possibly wanted to— especially if it’s artistic . he’s so creative and that massive talent makes him so much more attractive. he seems a bit quiet when you first meet him but it’s the quiet ones that got them big ass shlongs that’ll have you screaming and crying. that dick do sumn else fr 🤝 he is trustworthy and has the most beautiful soul— no one could ever not love Kasim. if you have beef with Kasim, YOU’RE the problem. he is the most wonderful human being one will ever have the privilege and delight of encountering. he is also very gay!

some guy: ay you see Kasim over there?
some girl: yea, i’m totally in love w him <3
some guy: wait didnt the description say he’s gay?
some girl: dude, umbrella term ! he’s bi!

by thatqueersluttybitch4206969 November 22, 2021

KSImon

A relationship between to ‘ homiesexual’ men who claim they aren’t, but actually are in a relationship

KSI and Simon Minter both participate in the KSImon relationship

by Factspitter420 February 15, 2021

kasmot

slang word for people who are rude, irrelevant, nuisance

para kang kasmot

by orihinal na kasmot May 17, 2011

KaseModDer

An adult male that gets off taking provacative pictures of underage girls, while professing his undying love for her.

See also pederass.

That girl looks underage, you could be the next KaseModDer if you're not careful.

by Cecil Mack March 2, 2004

ksimon

a happily married gay couple who live in london, one a fat neek and the other a skinny bellend so they balance each other out pretty well.

have you heard of ksimon?
crikey mate course i’ve heard of ksimon they’re pog

by drbulge October 3, 2020