kombucha

A pro-biotic drink that you can make at home and it looks just like those pancake creatures on star trek - the ones only trekkies know about. Mr Spock's a big fan. Your first drought will scare the shit out of you. Its a SCOBY!

kombuca tea
kombucha mushroom
kombucha kvass

by kvtassel December 18, 2008

the kombucha mushroom people

The first lyric to the song ''Sugar'' by System of a Down. Its one of their best songs.

The kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day! Who can believe you? Who can believe you? Let your mother pray! SUGAR!!!!!!

by bitch basket fagola January 23, 2010

kombucha

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.

Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.

by Tristan September 10, 2003

Kumbucha

When a group of homosexual males cum in a mason jar. After that they let their semen sit for several weeks over a heat radiator. The heat will cook the semen releasing glucose and creating a delicious drink.

This is a delicious batch of Kumbucha mmmmm I just can’t stop drinking

by Cumnygget June 21, 2019

Kombucha king

He seems like the coldest motherfucker on the planet but he’s actually pretty cool. He lives in the kombucha lair. And has only kombucha in his fridge

He is the kombucha king, he invented kombucha, it’s gt Dave

by Can’tComeUpWithAnOriginalJoke December 14, 2020

Kombuchapilled

Something so normal, so commonly experienced, usually mundane in nature. This is referring to the effect of kombucha on the human mind, known to make one docile and unknowing of the real complex truths. The theory is called “Forced Neurotypicalism” by Prof. Brooks, published in late 2017. The theory has been popular within the mycologist community, though, it still isn’t common knowledge to the general population.

Dude, that’s so kombuchapilled. Have you not heard of the kombucha effect? Did you drink any recently??

by Snam May 26, 2023

Kombucha

a drink made up of fermented fruits and cum (preferably 17-year-old guys). Virgin Kombucha is without the cum.

Josh- hey what are you drinking?
Guy Fieri- just some virgin kombucha
Josh- mind if I cum in it?
Guy Fieri- Go right ahead!

by CumHereOften? November 29, 2020