Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!
One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!
One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015
Get the kleenex friendship mug.In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009
Get the The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 mug.In the movie Mean Girls, Kalteen bars were a swedish protein bar that makes you gain weight like crazy.
Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
by Crystalbell December 3, 2013
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by alwaysinlove February 21, 2019
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guy2: what do you expect its a kareen
guy2: what do you expect its a kareen
by pweedy99 November 11, 2011
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Kareena's are kind, amazing, radiant, elegant, expressive, nice, and overall awesome. Kareena's can balance good grades, after school activities, and a great personality. They tend to have lots of loving friends, but they can be a real asshole when they want to. Kareena's also tend to be noisy and have slight trust issues. But as long as your friends with a Kareena you'll be loved.
Did I also forget to mention that Kareena's are awesome.
Kareena's are kind, amazing, radiant, elegant, expressive, nice, and overall awesome. Kareena's can balance good grades, after school activities, and a great personality. They tend to have lots of loving friends, but they can be a real asshole when they want to. Kareena's also tend to be noisy and have slight trust issues. But as long as your friends with a Kareena you'll be loved.
Did I also forget to mention that Kareena's are awesome.
by Unicorn Lover 🦄✨ March 21, 2017
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