kalamangus

A new way to say git gud or end an word battle.

*Someone playing CS:GO*
A. Yo wtf y u hack
B. KALAMANGUS
A. Wtf u weird my dude

by Ramenality January 22, 2019

kalumphe

Kalumphe. Funny, dangerous, dominant, humorous, care free, loving, passionate. He will give you a taste of happiness when he wants you and a taste of sensitive addiction when he has you. He loves a girl he can spoil. Be careful, you don’t want to see him angry. Or do you? The outcome of your time with him depends on the heat of the moment. He’s a walking sex figure, and mind blowing sex giver in the bedroom. Your submission to him, his touch, his scent will be out of free will. You know better than to misbehave. Word of advice... be careful. Like we said he’s dangerous, and sweetly generous. Your rewards are more than your losses. But your losses hurt more than your wins. An adventure? “Him” (kalumphe)

Girl: hello
Boy: hello
Girl: who’s this

Boy : *smirk* it’s kalumphe.

by @omgme February 5, 2020

Kallum

the actual definition is a dove. The "name" Kallum refers to as of a dove. It means they're a gentleman/gentlelady, They keen to avoid any disasters and will always help you out!

example 1: Look at Kallum, what a gentleman!
example 2: Thank you Kallum for helping me!

by SoullessHeartz March 13, 2022

Kalamvokis

A man who can properly demonstrate how an engine works

Person A: See that guy at the lab bench?
Person B: The one wearing the blue patriots shirt?
Person B: Yeah. Kids a kalamvokis...He really knows how an engine works
Guy at lab bench: *Opens and closes the lab bench drawers repeatedly*

by balconypro May 18, 2011

Kallum Sullivan

Usually a tall guy, Blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes, muscular man that is irrisitable to men and women alike, Usually has a freakishly huge cock, that he could hold you down and crush you with.
Kallum Sullivan's usually last 12 hours in bed at least, If you ever meet one, you'll usually end up under him within an hour, He can normally make you never want to stop.

Guy: "Who's that?"
Guy 2: Kallum Sullivan
Guy: "He's hot"
Guy 2: He's Kallum Sullivan
Guy: I'll go introduce myself
*Guy goes over to Kallum*
Guy: Hello
Kallum Sullivan : Hey
*An hour later Kallum Sullivan has him and three blondes in bed*

by BloodyTearsInRain January 6, 2012

kalama high school

you might meet one nice person at this school but besides that it is druggies who think theyre cool (why are they still in school), bitches who feed off of drama and many ex boyfriends, fake friends who will act like they like you for 2 days and then spread some stupid ass rumour and try to ruin you, assholes who say they've "fucked bitches" but really jerks off into a sock every night, people who think theyre better than everyone else because they can do a math problem, potential bfs or gfs who will actually screw you over and break your heart.....and many other lowlife trashbags. but still, you could meet one cool person?

damn, i wish i could get out of kalama high school!

by ohyeaaaaahboi December 21, 2017

Downtown Kalamazoo

A pretty chill City with WMU and K college... and a SHIT TON OF BARS. Great place for a "Beercation". Watch out for homeless people and drunk students. Living here isn't for everyone. People here are pretty friendly, just stay out of the ghetto areas. Lots of business, lots of women, lots of students, and plenty of beer and pot to go around.

YES! There really is a Kalamazoo

Aaron: "Hey man, lets go bar hopping in Downtown Kalamazoo and get fucked up."
Cameron: "Alright man, lets smoke this bowl first"
Aaron: "Word"

by NORAA THE EXPLORAA November 29, 2012