KABLOOEY

Kabillion Awesome things Because Life Ordinarily is Ordinary Except when You’re near or other amusing occurences amuse me.

Did you see how the teacher picked my answer instead of hers just because i shouted louder? Total KABLOOEY!

by HTHW December 20, 2010

kablooble

An extreme feeling of insanity and hilarity usually derived from extreme boredom. Brought on by words like "blue" or "shrimp" that have no bearing in a conversation.

"Ha I said shrimp"

"Ur a Kablooble"

by Bob Jameson May 12, 2006

Kabloosh

When you don't masturbate for an abnormal amount of time and when you finally cum, your dick goes kabloosh

Bro, I didn't pull my pud for like 13 years straight so once I spooged, it went kabloosh!

by Beelezezebub June 5, 2022

kabloop

1) In injury after a humerous fall! 2) A loud expression of notifying someone they have been skeeted. 3) pooping yourself when you are drunk.

1) Jasons ass went Kabloop when he fell out of his window.
2) "Dude, I got waisted last night and fucked my mom." "Kabloop."
3) Last night Matt was waisted and went kabloop in his pants, again.

by ewax February 24, 2010

Kabloomky

When somebody does an OOF.

“I fixed you cape, it won’t go kabloomky now.”

by goaturman October 7, 2019

Super kablooter

In Candy Crush Saga, it's when you get four-em (striped candy) and a poppy (wrapped candy) and mix the two together.

Yo dude, get that four-em so you can get that super kablooter all up in this bitch yo.

by dingledang June 30, 2013

KABLOOM!!!!!

To orgasm. Specifically, to ejaculate.

Hey buddy.... why'd you order those dozen roses for your girlfriend? Are you hoping she'll let you kabloom on her face without getting upset?

by TW Chissmoose March 3, 2005