A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."
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A Kabalarian philosophy teaches that you might be happier with a different first name that matches your last name better.
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The term's origins come from the 2014 Scripps National Spelling Bee. When Jacob Williamson was given the word "kabaragoya," he exclaimed "I know it! I totally know it!" However, he spelled the word with a "c" and was eliminated.
The term's origins come from the 2014 Scripps National Spelling Bee. When Jacob Williamson was given the word "kabaragoya," he exclaimed "I know it! I totally know it!" However, he spelled the word with a "c" and was eliminated.
"You guys lost today? I thought you said that team was bad."
"Yeah, I know. We played awful. Total kabaragoya."
"Yeah, I know. We played awful. Total kabaragoya."
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Tiger Woods is the Kobayashi of golf.
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts
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